A Book for Kids by C J Dennis (1921) reissued as Roundabout (1935) A very charming gentleman, as old as old could be, Stared a while, and glared a while, and then he said to me:"Read your books, and heed your books, and put your books away, For you will surely need your books upon a later day. "And then he wheezed and then he sneezed, and gave me such a look. And he said, "Mark--ME--boy! Be careful of your book. " A very charming gentleman, indeed, he seemed to be. He heaved a sigh and wiped his eye, and then he said to me:"Take your books and make your books companions--never toys;For they who so forsake their books grow into gawky boys. "I don't know who he was. Do you? he snuffled at the end;And he said, "Mark--ME--boy! Your book should be your friend. " DEDICATION To all good children over four And under four-and-eightyBe you not over-prone to pore On matters grave and weighty. Mayhap you'll find within this book Some touch of Youth's rare clowning, If you will condescend to look And not descend to frowning. The mind of one small boy may hold Odd fancies and inviting, To guide a hand unsure and old That moves, these days, to writing. For hair once bright, in days of yore, Grows grey (or somewhat slaty), And now, alas, he's over four, Though under four-and-eighty. CONTENTS: Dedication A Very Charming GentlemanThe BakerThe Dawn DanceCuppacumalongaThe SwagmanThe Ant ExplorerRiding SongThe Funny HatterThe PostmanThe TravellerOur StreetThe Little Red HouseThe PiemanThe TriantiwontigongolopeThe CircusYou and IGoing to SchoolHist!Bird SongThe Music of Your VoiceThe Boy who Rode into the SunsetThe Tram-manThe Axe-manThe DroversThe Long Road HomeThe BandBessie and the BunyipGood EnoughThe PorterGrowing UpThe Unsociable WallabyThe Song of the Sulky StockmanOur CowThe TeacherThe Spotted HeifersTea TalkThe Looking GlassWoolloomoolooThe BarberFarmer JackOld Black JackoBird SongThe SailorThe FamineThe FeastUpon the Road to RockaboutA Change of AirPolly DibbsLullabyThe PublisherGood Night THE BAKER I'd like to be a baker, and come when morning breaks, Calling out, "Beeay-ko!" (that's the sound he makes)--Riding in a rattle-cart that jogs and jolts and shakes, Selling all the sweetest things a baker ever bakes;Currant-buns and brandy-snaps, pastry all in flakes; But I wouldn't be a baker if . . . I couldn't eat the cakes. Would you? THE DAWN DANCE What do you think I saw to-day when I arose at dawn?Blue Wrens and Yellow-tails dancing on the lawn!Bobbing here, and bowing there, gossiping away, And how I wished that you were there to see the merry play! But you were snug abed, my boy, blankets to your chin, Nor dreamed of dancing birds without or sunbeams dancing in. Grey Thrush, he piped the tune for them. I peeped out through the glassBetween the window curtains, and I saw them on the grass-- Merry little fairy folk, dancing up and down, Blue bonnet, yellow skirt, cloaks of grey and brown, Underneath the wattle-tree, silver in the dawn, Blue Wrens and Yellow-tails dancing on the lawn. CUPPACUMALONGA 'Rover, rover, cattle-drover, where go you to-day?'I go to Cuppacumalonga, fifty miles away; Over plains where Summer rains have sung a song of glee, Over hills where laughing rills go seeking for the sea, I go to Cuppacumalonga, to my brother Bill. Then come along, ah, come along! Ah, come to Cuppacumalonga! Come to Cuppacumalonga Hill! 'Rover, rover, cattle-drover, how do you get there?'For twenty miles I amble on upon my pony mare, The walk awhile and talk awhile to country men I know, Then up to ride a mile beside a team that travels slow, And last to Cuppacumalonga, riding with a will. Then come along, ah, come along! Ah, come to Cuppacumalonga! Come to Cuppacumalonga Hill! 'Rover, rover, cattle-drover, what do you do then?'I camp beneath a kurrajong with three good cattle-men; Then off away at break of day, with strong hands on the reins, To laugh and sing while mustering the cattle on the plains--For up to Cuppacumalonga life is jolly still. Then come along, ah, come along! Ah, come to Cuppacumalonga! Come to Cuppacumalonga Hill! 'Rover, rover, cattle-drover, how may I go too?'I'll saddle up my creamy colt and he shall carry you-- My creamy colt who will not bolt, who does not shy nor kick-- We'll pack the load and take the road and travel very quick. And if the day brings work or play we'll meet it with a will. So Hi for Cuppacumalonga! Come Along, ah, come along! Ah, come to Cuppacumalonga Hill! THE SWAGMAN Oh, he was old and he was spare;His bushy whiskers and his hairWere all fussed up and very greyHe said he'd come a long, long wayAnd had a long, long way to go. Each boot was broken at the toe, And he'd a swag upon his back. His billy-can, as black as black, Was just the thing for making teaAt picnics, so it seemed to me. 'Twas hard to earn a bite of bread, He told me. Then he shook his head, And all the little corks that hungAround his hat-brim danced and swungAnd bobbed about his face; and whenI laughed he made them dance again. He said they were for keeping flies--"The pesky varmints"--from his eyes. He called me "Codger". . . "Now you seeThe best days of your life, " said he. "But days will come to bend your back, And, when they come, keep off the track. Keep off, young codger, if you can. "He seemed a funny sort of man. He told me that he wanted work, But jobs were scarce this side of Bourke, And he supposed he'd have to goAnother fifty mile or so. "Nigh all my life the track I've walked, "He said. I liked the way he talked. And oh, the places he had seen!I don't know where he had not been--On every road, in every town, All through the country, up and down. "Young codger, shun the track, " he said. And put his hand upon my head. I noticed, then, that his old eyesWere very blue and very wise. "Ay, once I was a little lad, "He said, and seemed to grow quite sad. I sometimes think: When I'm a man, I'll get a good black billy-canAnd hang some corks around my hat, And lead a jolly life like that. THE ANT EXPLORER Once a little sugar ant made up his mind to roam--To fare away far away, far away from home. He had eaten all his breakfast, and he had his ma's consentTo see what he should chance to see and here's the way he went--Up and down a fern frond, round and round a stone, Down a gloomy gully where he loathed to be alone, Up a mighty mountain range, seven inches high, Through the fearful forest grass that nearly hid the sky, Out along a bracken bridge, bending in the moss, Till he reached a dreadful desert that was feet and feet across. 'Twas a dry, deserted desert, and a trackless land to tread, He wished that he was home again and tucked-up tight in bed. His little legs were wobbly, his strength was nearly spent, And so he turned around again and here's the way he went--Back away from desert lands feet and feet across, Back along the bracken bridge bending in the moss, Through the fearful forest grass shutting out the sky, Up a mighty mountain range seven inches high, Down a gloomy gully, where he loathed to be alone, Up and down a fern frond and round and round a stone. A dreary ant, a weary ant, resolved no more to roam, He staggered up the garden path and popped back home. RIDING SONG Flippity-flop! Flippity-flop!Here comes the butcher to bring us a chop Cantering, cantering down the wide street On his little bay mare with the funny white feet;Cantering, cantering out to the farm, Stripes on his apron and basket on arm. Run to the window and tell him to stop-- Flippity-flop! Flippity-flop! THE FUNNY HATTER Harry was a funny man, Harry was a hatter;He ate his lunch at breakfast time and said it didn't matter. He made a pot of melon jam and put it on a shelf, For he was fond of sugar things and living by himself. He built a fire of bracken and a blue-gum log, And he sat all night beside it with his big--black--dog. THE POSTMAN I'd like to be a postman, and walk along the street, Calling out, "Good Morning, Sir, " to gentlemen I meet, Ringing every door-bell all along my beat, In my cap and uniform so very nice and neat. Perhaps I'd have a parasol in case of rain or heat; But I wouldn't be a postman if . . . The walking hurt my feet. Would you? THE TRAVELLER As I rode in to Burrumbeet, I met a man with funny feet;And, when I paused to ask him whyHis feet were strange, he rolled his eyeAnd said the rain would spoil the wheat;So I rode on to Burrumbeet. As I rode in to Beetaloo, I met a man whose nose was blue;And when I asked him how he gotA nose like that, he answered, "WhatDo bullocks mean when they say 'Moo'?"So I rode on to Beetaloo. As I rode in to Ballarat, I met a man who wore no hat;And, when I said he might take cold, He cried, "The hills are quite as oldAs yonder plains, but not so flat. "So I rode on to Ballarat. As I rode in to Gundagai, I met a man and passed him byWithout a nod, without a word. He turned, and said he'd never heardOr seen a man so wise as I. But I rode on to Gundagai. As I rode homeward, full of doubt, I met a stranger riding out:A foolish man he seemed to me;But, "Nay, I am yourself, " said he, "Just as you were when you rode out. "So I rode homeward, free of doubt. OUR STREET In our street, the main street Running thro' the town, You see a lot of busy folk Going up and down: Bag men and basket men, Men with loads of hay, Buying things and selling things And carting things away. The butcher is a funny man, He calls me Dandy Dick;The baker is a cross man, I think he's often sick; The fruiterer's a nice man, He gives me apples, too;The grocer says, "Good morning, boy, What can I do for you?" Of all the men in our street I like the cobbler best, Tapping, tapping at his last Without a minute's rest; Talking all the time he taps, Driving in the nails, Smiling with his old grey eyes-- (Hush) . . . Telling fairy tales. THE LITTLE RED HOUSE Very few grown-up people understand houses. Only children understandthem properly, and, if I understand them just a little, it is becauseI knew Sym. Sym and his wife, Emily Ann, lived in the Little RedHouse. It was built on a rather big mountain, and there were no otherhouses near it. At one time, long ago, the mountain had been coveredall over with a great forest; but men had cut the trees down, all butone big Blue-gum, which grew near the Little Red House. The Blue-gumand the Little Red House were great friends, and often had long talkstogether. The Blue-gum was a very old tree--over a hundred yearsold--and he was proud of it, and often used to tell of the time, longago, when blackfellows hunted 'possums in his branches. That wasbefore the white men came to the mountain, and before there were anyhouses near it. Once upon a time I put a verse about the mountain and the Little RedHouse into a book of rhymes which I wrote for grown ups. I don'tthink they thought much about it. Very likely they said, "0h, it'sjust a house on a hill, " and then forgot it, because they were toobusy about other things. This is the rhyme: A great mother mountain, and kindly is she, Who nurses young rivers and sends them to sea. And, nestled high up on her sheltering lap, Is a little red house, with a little straw capThat bears a blue feather of smoke, curling high, And a bunch of red roses cocked over one eye. I have tried here to draw the Little Red House for you as well as Ican; and it isn't my fault if it happens to look just a little likesomebody's face. I can't help it, can I? if the stones of the door-steplook something like teeth, or if the climbing roses make the windowslook like a funny pair of spectacles. And if Emily Ann will hang bibfluffy bobs on the window blinds for tassels, and if they swing aboutin the breeze like moving eyes, well, I am not to blame, am I? Itjust happens. The only thing I am sorry for is that I couldn't getthe big Blue-gum into the picture. Of course, I could have drawn itquite easily, but it was too big. Sym and Emily Ann were fond of the Little Red House, and you may besure the Little Red House was fond of them--he was their home. Theonly thing that bothered him was that they were sometimes away fromhome, and then he was miserable, like all empty houses. Now, Sym was a tinker--a travelling tinker. He would do a littlegardening and farming at home for a while, and then go off about thecountry for a few days, mending people's pots and pans and kettles. Usually Sym left Emily Ann at home to keep the Little Red Housecompany, but now and then Emily Ann went with Sym for a trip, andthen the Little Red House was very sad indeed. One morning, just as the sun was peeping over the edge of the world, the big Blue-gum woke up and stretched his limbs and waited for theLittle Red House to say "Good morning. " The Blue-gum always waitedfor the greeting because he was the older, and he liked to haveproper respect shown to him by young folk, but the Little Red Housedidn't say a word. The big Blue-gum waited and waited; but the Little Red House wouldn'tspeak. After a while the Blue-gum said rather crossly, "You seem to be outof sorts this morning. " But the Little Red House wouldn't say a word. "You certainly do seem as if you had a pain somewhere, " said theBlue-gum. "And you look funny. You ought to see yourself!" "Indeed?" snapped the Little Red House, raising his eyebrows just asa puff of wind went by. "I can't always be playing the fool, likesome people. " "I've lived on this mountain, tree and sapling, for over a hundredyears, " replied the big Blue-gum very severely, "and never beforehave I been treated with such disrespect. When trees become housesthey seem to lose their manners. " "Forgive me, " cried the Little Red House. "I didn't mean to be rude. I was just listening. There are things going on inside me that Idon't like. " "I hope they aren't ill-treating you, " said the Blue-gum. "They are going to leave me!" sighed the Little Red House. "And they are laughing quite happily, as if they were glad about it. There's a nice thing for you!--Going to leave me, and laughing about it!" "But perhaps you are wrong, " said the big Blue-gum, who was not sohard-hearted as he seemed. "I always know, " moaned the Little Red House. "I can't be mistaken. Sym was singing his Tinker's song this morning long before the sunwas up. And then I heard him tell Emily Ann not to forget her umbrella. That means that she is going; and the little dog is going, and I shallbe all alone. " "Well, " answered the Blue-gum rather stiffly, "you still have ME forcompany. " "I know, " sighed the Little Red House. "Don't think I'm ungrateful. But, when they both go away, I shan't be really and truly a home againuntil they come back--just an empty house; and it makes me miserable. How would YOU like to be an empty house?" "Some day I might be, " replied the Blue-gum, "if I don't grow too old. There is some fine timber in me yet. " Suddenly there was a great clattering and stamping inside the LittleHouse, and Sym began to sing his Tinker's song. "Kettles and pans! Kettles and pans!All the broad earth is the tinkering man's--The green leafy lane or the fields are his home, The road or the river, where'er he way roam. He roves for a living and rests where he can. Then bring out your kettle! ho! kettle or pan!" There's a nice thing for you!" said the Little Red House bitterly. "What kind of a song do you call that? Any old place is good enoughfor his home, and I am just nothing!" "Oh, that's only his way of putting it, " answered the Blue-gum kindly. "He doesn't really mean it, you know; he wants a change, that's all. " But the Little Red House wouldn't say a word. "It looks a good deal like rain this morning, doesn't it?" said theBlue-gum cheerfully, trying to change the subject. But the Little Red House wouldn't say a word. Very soon Sym and Emily Ann, carrying bundles, came out of the LittleRed House, laughing and talking; and Sym locked the door. "Now for a jolly trip!" shouted Sym, as he picked up his firepot andsoldering-irons. But all at once Emily Ann ceased laughing and looked back wistfullyat the Little Red House. "After all I'm sorry to leave our little home, " she said. "See howsad it looks!" "Hurry on!" cried Sym, who was all eagerness for the trip. Then he, too, looked back. "Why, you forgot to draw down the blinds, " he said. "No, I didn't forget, " answered Emily Ann, "but I think it a shame toblindfold the Little Red House while we are away. I just left theblinds up so that he could see things. Good-bye, little home, " shecalled. And the Little Red House felt just the least bit comforted tothink that Emily Ann was sorry to leave him. Then she went off downthe winding path with Sym; and Sym began to shout his Tinker's Songagain. The Little Red House watched them go down the mountain. Away they went: through the gate, past the black stump, round by thebracken patch and over the bridge, across the potato paddock, throughthe sliprails--getting smaller and smaller--past the sign-post, downby the big rocks--getting smaller and smaller--under the tree-ferns, out on to the stony flat, across the red road, until they were justtwo tiny specks away down in the valley. Then they went through awhite gate, round a turn, and the high scrub hid them. Had you been able to see the Little Red House just at that moment, youwould have been sure he was going to cry--he looked so miserable andso lonely. "Cheer up!" said the big Blue-gum. But the Little Red House couldn't say a word. Presently the big Blue-gum groaned loudly. "Oo! Ah! Ah! Golly!" groaned the Blue-gum in a strange voice. "I beg your pardon? said the Little Red House. "Oh, I have a nasty sharp pain in my side, " said the Blue-gum. "I dohope and trust it isn't white-ants. It would be simply horrible, ifit were. Fancy getting white-ants at my time of life! Here I havelived on this mountain, tree and sapling, for over a hundred years;and to think those nasty, white, flabby little things should get meat last is horrible--horrible!" "I am sorry, " said the Little Red House. "I'm afraid I've been veryselfish, too. I was forgetting that everyone has troubles of his own;but I hope it isn't so bad as you fear. " "It is bad enough, " groaned the Blue-gum. "Ow! There it is again. I'mafraid it IS white-ants. I can feel the wretched little things nipping. " But the Little Red House hardly heard him. He was thinking again ofhis own troubles. So they stood all through that day, saying very little to each other. Rabbits came and played about the Little Red House, and lizards ranover his door-step, and once a big wallaby went flopping right pastthe front gate. But the Little Red House paid no attention. He wastoo busy thinking of his loneliness. Birds came and perched in the branches of the big Blue-gum, andchattered and sang to him, trying to tell him the news of other treeson distant mountains. But the big Blue-gum took no notice. He was toobusy thinking about white-ants. So the sun sank low behind the Little House, and the shadow of thetall Blue-gum began to creep down the mountain and get longer andlonger. Just as it was growing dark, the big Blue-gum said Suddenly, "Itcertainly looks more like rain than ever. The heavy clouds have beengathering all day, and we shall get it properly to-night. " But the rain did not come that night, nor the next day, nor for twodays and nights. And all this while the Little Red House and the BigBlue-gum remained silent and miserable--one through loneliness, theother through white-ants. But on the evening of the third day the big Blue-gum said, "The rainwill come to-night for certain. I know by the feel of the air. " "Let it come!" said the Little Red House. "I don't care. I couldn'tbe more miserable than I am. " Just as he said that, one great rain-drop fell right on the middleof his roof--Plop! "It's coming already, " cried the Blue-gum, "and it's going to pour. " Then three more big drops fell--Plop! Plop! Plop! "I have never in my life seen such big rain-drops, " said the Blue-gum. "I've lived on this mountain, tree and sapling, for--" But--Crash! came rain before he could finish; and in two secondseverything was sopping wet. The noise of it was deafening, "Why, it's a cloud-burst!" shouted the Blue-gum. "Half of my leaveshave been stripped off already. " Then he peered through the rain andthe dark to see how the Little Red House was taking it. "Why, what'sthe matter with your face?" he cried. "You look awful. " "I'm crying!" sobbed the Little Red House. "That's all--just crying. "Can't you see the tears?" "Nonsense!" said the Blue-gum. "Those are not tears. It's just therain-water running off your window-sills. " "I tell you I'm crying!" wailed the Little Red House. "I'm cryingbitterly. I should know, shouldn't I? I'm shivering and cryingbecause I'm cold and lonely and miserable. " "Oh, very well, " agreed the Blue-gum. "You are crying. But if thisrain doesn't stop soon, you'll cry the front path away. It certainlyis wet. " Very late that night the rain eased a little and then stoppedaltogether. The tears ceased to run from the eyes of the LittleRed House, and they now came only in drops, slower and slower, fallinginto the great pool by the front door. "It's a hard world!" sobbed the Little Red House, squeezing outanother tear. "Listen!" cried the Big Blue-gum. "Do you hear THAT?" From far away on the distant ranges came a dull, moaning sound. Asthey listened it grew louder, and right in the middle of of it cameanother sound--Thump! "That's wind, " said the Blue-gum; "and a big wind, too. " "Let it come!" sighed the Little Red House. "I couldn't be moremiserable than I am. " As he spoke, the moaning grew louder, and there were three or fourquite big thumps one after another. "What's that thumping?" asked the little House. "Those are my poor brothers, " answered the big Blue-gum very sadly, "Those are trees going down before the big wind. The birds werebringing me messages from those poor fellows quite lately; and now Ishall never hear from them again. It's very sad. " "I never thought the wind could blow down big trees, " said the LittleHouse. "No tree knows when his time will come, " the big Blue-gum answeredgravely. "I've had some very narrow escapes in my time, as tree andsapling on this mountain. " The Little Red House was very quiet and thoughtful for a long timeafter that. Then he asked suddenly, "Which way do you think you wouldfall if you did fall?" But the big Blue-gum said that he couldn't tell. It depended on thewind, and he might fall any way. "Not on me!" cried the Little House. The Blue-gum said that he didn't know; but he hoped not. "If you DID fall on me, " said the Little Red House, "I suppose itwould hurt me. " The Blue-gum said it certainly would, and there would be very littleleft but splinters and glass. "Then don't! Please don't, " yelled the Little Red House. But before they could say another word the great wind struck them witha roar. It tossed the roses about so that the eyebrows of the LittleHouse seemed to be twitching horribly; and it swayed the big Blue-gumthis way and that till he appeared to be fighting for his very life. It picked up the fallen leaves and twigs, and even small stones, andhurled them down the mountain in a cloud. In the midst of all the uproar the Little House heard the Blue-gumcalling to him. "As long as I've lived upon this mountain, tree and sapling, " heshouted, "I've never known such a wind. I'm not so young as I used tobe, and I fear that my end has come. " "Be brave! Oh, be brave!" implored the Little Red House. "Don't lethim blow you down. I should be so sorry to lose you, What are yougrunting for?" "I'm not grunting, " answered the Blue-gym in a pained voice. "Thoseare my roots giving way, one by one. I can't stand much more of this. Look out!" The Little Red House looked up, and what he saw terrified him. Thebig Blue-gum, in the clutch of the wind, was bent right over him, so that the top branches seemed to be just above his roof; and thegreat tree appeared to be falling, falling, helplessly. "Don't fall on me!" shrieked the Little Red House. "Oh, don't fallon me; because, if you do, you know you'll squash me! I don't wantto be squashed!" But the big Blue-gum said, "There is just one little root holdingnow. If that gives way we are both done for. " "Be brave! Oh, be brave!" shrieked the Little Red House. Then slowly, very slowly, the big Blue-gum began to straighten upagain, away from the Little Red House. "I have stood upon this mountain, tree and sapling, for over ahundred years, " he said when he had recovered; "but if it blows likethat again, it is the end of me. " But it did not blow like that again; though the wind howled andshrieked all that day as if it was very angry and disappointed thatit could not blow down the big Blue-gum. Then, towards evening, the wind fell; the heavy clouds went awaybeyond the edge of the sky, and all became very calm and peaceful. The birds came from their hiding places and sat in the branches ofthe Blue-gum and chattered away to him, until he began to feel quitecheerful once more, in spite of his trouble. And when a certainlittle Tree-creeper--a very wise bird--came and had a long, serioustalk with the Blue-gum, he became very much interested indeed andquite happy. But the Little Red House was miserable still; and the beauty ofthe evening didn't cheer him up one bit. "Ah, well, " said the Blue-gum, when the darkness came to the mountain, "I am going to have a good sleep tonight. I'm a match still for oldDaddy Wind, in spite of all his noise and bluster. And there are waysof dealing with white-ants, too. I've lived upon this mountain, treeand sapling, for--" But as he was talking he fell fast asleep. The Little Red House did not sleep. How could he, with his eyes wideopen? So he just stood there all night staring before him, lonely andwretched. And when an owl came and sat in the tree and began to call, "Mopoke, " the Little Red House told him rudely to stop his silly noiseand clear out. That will just show you how very miserable he was. It was quite late next morning when the Blue-gum awoke. He stretchedhis big limbs, and began to wonder what he might say to comfort theLittle Red House. But when the Blue-gum looked down, he saw that theLittle Red House was smiling all over his face. "Well, now!" cried the big Blue-gum cheerfully. "That's the kind offace I like to see in the morning! So you've decided to be sensibleand forget your loneliness?" But the Little Red House didn't say a word. He just went on smiling. Then the big Blue-gum began to get uneasy. "I do hope your troubles haven't turned you silly, " he said. "Youhaven't lost your senses, have you?" "I?" cried the Little Red House. "Why, look down the valley! Seewho's coming!" Down, far down, the valley, just coming through the white gate, weretwo figures that looked like tiny specks. And much nearer was anotherspeck, which was certainly a little dog. "It's them--I mean those are they!" shouted the Little Red Househappily. "Sym and Emily Ann! And here comes our little dog. " "Well, you certainly have sharp eyes, " replied the Blue-gum. "But Isuppose I'm getting old--over a hundred years, you know. " The two figures were through the white gate now, and had crossed thered road out on to the stony flat--getting bigger and bigger as theycame; and the smile on the Little Red House seemed to grow broaderand broader. On they came, under the tree-ferns, up by the big rocks, past the sign-post. And now the Little Red House could hear Symsinging his Tinker's song. But it was not quite the same song this time: "Kettles and pans! Ho, kettles and pans!Where's there a home like the tinkering man's?Weary of wandering, home is the place--The Little Red House with the smile on his face--Weary and hungry, my Emily Ann. Then put on the kettle! Ho, put on the pan!" "Now THAT is the sort of song I DO like, " said the Little Red House, as he watched them coming up the mountain. On they came, growing bigger and bigger--through the sliprails, acrossthe potato paddock, over the bridge, round by the bracken-patch, pastthe black stump, through the gate, and here they were, right at thefront door. "Oh, I AM glad to be home again, " cried Emily Ann. "And do look at theLittle House. He seems to be smiling. " "Of course he is smiling, " answered Sym; "but he has a very dirty face. " "The storm did that, " said Emily Ann. "Now hurry and get the firealight, and I'll put the kettle on. " And they went inside laughingand singing, while the little dog flew round the house, barking fordear life, and pretending he was very busy seeing everything wasin order. "Now I suppose you're happy, " said the big Blue-gum to the LittleRed House. "Happy?" cried the Little House. "Of course I am. Why, I'm a homeagain!" But suddenly he remembered that his own happiness had madehim forget all about his old friend's troubles; and he tried his bestto look serious, as he said: "But what about YOU? Are the white-antsstill troubling you?" "Ah!" replied the Blue-gum. "Don't let that worry you. Yesterday Ihad a talk with the doctor--Doctor Tree-creeper, you know--a veryclever little bird he is, and he knows all about white-ants. Heexamined me thoroughly all over. He says that they have hardly gotunder my skin yet, and he will have them all out in a couple of days. So THAT'S all right. " "Well, I am glad, " shouted the Little Red House. "Now we are ALL happy!" Then Sym got the fire started, and the smoke curled up, and the LittleHouse had his gay blue feather once again. Sym began to sing hisTinker's Song louder than ever, and Emily Ann, who was getting themeal ready, joined in and sang too. Very soon the kettle also beganto sing, and, when the pan heard that HE began to sing. Then DoctorTree-creeper arrived to attend to the white-ants, and, as he walkedround the trunk of the big Blue-gum, tapping it just like a doctor, HE began to sing. And two Kookaburras, who were sitting on the fence, were so tickled with it all, that they laughed and laughed till theymade everyone else laugh with them. "This is quite like old times, " laughed the big Blue-gum. "Are youcontented now?" "Am I contented?" cried the Little Red House. "Am I contented? Well, what would you think?" And then--well, most ordinary grown-up folk would tell you that justthen Emily Ann drew down one of the front blinds. But all the bigBlue-gum knew, and all you and I know, is that the Little Red Housewinked. And when I saw him last, his smile was as broad as ever, and he wasstill winking. THE PIEMAN I'd like to be a pieman, and ring a little bell, Calling out, "Hot pies! Hot pies to sell!"Apple-pies and Meat-pies, Cherry-pies as well, Lots and lots and lots of pies--more than you can tell. Big, rich Pork-pies! Oh, the lovely smell! But I wouldn't be a pieman if . . . I wasn't very well. Would you? THE TRIANTIWONTIGONGOLOPE There's a very funny insect that you do not often spy, And it isn't quite a spider, and it isn't quite a fly;It is something like a beetle, and a little like a bee, But nothing like a wooly grub that climbs upon a tree. Its name is quite a hard one, but you'll learn it soon, I hope. So try: Tri- Tri-anti-wonti- Triantiwontigongolope. It lives on weeds and wattle-gum, and has a funny face;Its appetite is hearty, and its manners a disgrace. When first you come upon it, it will give you quite a scare, But when you look for it again, you find it isn't there. And unless you call it softly it will stay away and mope. So try: Tri- Tri-anti-wonti- Triantiwontigongolope. It trembles if you tickle it or tread upon its toes;It is not an early riser, but it has a snubbish nose. If you snear at it, or scold it, it will scuttle off in shame, But it purrs and purrs quite proudly if you call it by its name, And offer it some sandwiches of sealing-wax and soap. So try: Tri- Tri-anti-wonti- Triantiwontigongolope . But of course you haven't seen it; and I truthfully confessThat I haven't seen it either, and I don't know its address. For there isn't such an insect, though there really might have beenIf the trees and grass were purple, and the sky was bottle green. It's just a little joke of mine, which you'll forgive, I hope. Oh, try! Tri- Tri-anti-wonti- Triantiwontigongolope. THE CIRCUS Hey, there! Hoop-la! the circus is in town!Have you seen the elephant? Have you seen the clown?Have you seen the dappled horse gallop round the ring?Have you seen the acrobats on the dizzy swing?Have you seen the tumbling men tumble up and down?Hoop-la! Hoop-la! the circus is in town! Hey, there! Hoop-la! Here's the circus troupe!Here's the educated dog, jumping through the hoop. See the lady Blondin with the parasol and fan, The lad upon the ladder and the india-rubber man. See the joyful juggler and the boy who loops the loop. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Here's the circus troupe! YOU AND I They say the eagle is a birdThat sees some splendid sightsWhen he soars high into the skyUpon his dizzy flights:He sees the ground for miles aroundOur house, and Billy Johnson's;But we cannot be eagles, forThat would, of course, be nonsense. But you and I, some summer day, Providing we're allowed, Will go up in an aeroplaneAnd sail right through a cloud. But, if they say we may not go, We'll stay upon the groundWith other things that have no wings, And watch them walk around. They say the bottom of the seaIs beautiful to view;They say the fish, whene'er they wish, Can sail and see it, too;The shining pearls, the coral curls, The sharks, the squids, the schnappers, And fish with fins (though not in tins)And fish with funny flappers. But you and I, some sunny day, When weather's in condition, Will go there in a submarine, Providing we've permission. But if they say we may not goWe must respect their wishes;And you and I will just keep dryBecause we are not fishes. The earth is quite a jolly place, And we don't care for flying;And things that creep down in the deepAre sometimes rather trying. So, if they'll grant a holidayOr even only half, We'll lie upon some grassy place, And think of things, and laugh. GOING TO SCHOOL Did you see them pass to-day, Billy, Kate and Robin, All astride upon the back of old grey Dobbin?Jigging, jogging off to school, down the dusty track--What must Dobbin think of it--three upon his back?Robin at the bridle-rein, in the middle Kate, Billy holding on behind, his legs out straight. Now they're coming back from school, jig, jog, jig. See them at the corner where the gums grow big;Dobbin flicking off the flies and blinking at the sun--Having three upon his back he thinks is splendid fun:Robin at the bridle-rein, in the middle Kate, Little Billy up behind, his legs out straight. HIST! Hist! . . . . . . Hark!The night is very dark, And we've to go a mile or soAcross the Possum Park. Step . . . . . . Light, Keeping to the right;If we delay, and lose our way, We'll be out half the night. The clouds are low and gloomy. Oh!It's just begun to mist!We haven't any overcoatsAnd--Hist! . . . . . . Hist! (Mo . . . . . . Poke!)Who was that that spoke?This is not a fitting spotTo make a silly joke. Dear . . . . . . Me!A mopoke in a tree!It jarred me so, I didn't knowWhatever it could be. But come along; creep along;Soon we shall be missed. They'll get a scare and wonder whereWe--Hush! . . . . . . Hist! Ssh! . . . . . . Soft!I've told you oft and oftWe should not stray so far awayWithout a moon aloft. Oo! . . . . . . Scat!Goodness! What was that?Upon my word, it's quite absurd, It's only just a cat. But come along; haste along;Soon we'll have to rush, Or we'll be late and find the gateIs--Hist! . . . . . . Hush! (Kok!. . . . . . Korrock!)Oh! I've had a shock!I hope and trust it's only justA frog behind a rock. Shoo! . . . . . . Shoo!We've had enough of you;Scaring folk just for a jokeIs not the thing to do. But come along, slip along--Isn't it a larkJust to roam so far from homeOn--Hist! . . . . . . Hark! Look! . . . . . . See!Shining through the tree, The window-light is glowing brightTo welcome you and me. Shout! . . . . . . Shout!There's someone round about, And through the door I see some moreAnd supper all laid out. Now, run! Run! Run!Oh, we've had such splendid fun--Through the park in the dark, As brave as anyone. Laughed, we did, and chaffed, we did, And whistled all the way, And we're home again! Home again!Hip . . . . . . Hooray! BIRD SONG I am friendly with the sparrowThough his mind is rather narrow And his manners--well, the less we say the better. But as day begins to peep, When I hear his cheery "Cheep" I am ready to admit I am his debtor I delight in red-browed finchesAnd all birds of scanty inches. Willie wagtail is a pleasant bird, and coy. All the babblers, chats and wrens, Tits and robins, and their hens, Are my very special friends, and bring me joy. THE MUSIC OF YOUR VOICE A vase upon the mantelpiece, A ship upon the sea, A goat upon a mountain-top Are much the same to me;But when you mention melon jam, Or picnics by the creek, Or apple pies, or pantomimes, I love to hear you speak. The date of Magna Charta or The doings of the Dutch, Or capes, or towns, or verbs, or nouns Do not excite me much;But when you mention motor rides-- Down by the sea for choiceOr chasing games, or chocolates, I love to hear your voice. THE BOY WHO RODE INTO THE SUNSET Once upon a time--it was not so very long ago, either--a little boy, named Neville, lived with his people in a house which was almost inthe country. That is to say, it was just at the edge of the city; andat the back of the house was a rather large hill, which was quitebald. Neville, who was fond of playing by himself, would often wander to thetop of the bald hill; and if he stood right on top of it and lookedone way, toward the East, he could see right over the city, with allits tall buildings and domes and spires and smoking chimneys. Butlooking the other way, to the West, he could see for miles over thebeautiful country, with its green fields and orchards and white roadsand little farm houses. One evening Neville was playing alone on the top of the hill when henoticed that one of the very finest sunsets he had ever seen was justcoming on. The sky in the West, away over the broad country lands, wasfilled with little clouds of all sorts and shapes, and they were justbeginning to take on the most wonderful colours. Neville had often before amused himself with watching clouds and thestrange shapes into which they changed themselves--sometimes likegreat mountain ranges, sometimes like sea-waves, and very often likeelephants and lions and seals and all manner of interesting things ofthat sort. But never before had he been able to make out so manyanimal shapes in the clouds. The sky was almost as good as a Zoo. There were kangaroos and elephants and a hen with chickens andwallabies and rabbits and a funny man with large ears and all sorts ofother peculiar shapes. The sun was sinking behind a distant range of hills, where a goldenlight shone out as if through a gateway. It was so much like a greatgolden gateway that Neville fell to wondering what might be found onthe other side of it. Suddenly, right in the middle of all the coloured clouds, he saw onelittle cloud which was perfectly white, and, as he watched it, henoticed that it seemed to be shaped like a small horse. A very smallhorse it seemed at that distance; but, as Neville gazed, it grewbigger and bigger, just as if it were coming toward him very fast, andhe was almost certain he could see its legs moving. That startled him a little, and so he rubbed his eyes to make surethat they were not playing him tricks. When he looked again he was more startled than ever; for the littlewhite cloud was no longer a cloud, but a little white horse in realearnest. Besides, it had just left the sky and was galloping down themountain range which he could see away in the West. In two minutes it had left the range, and was coming across the fieldstowards him, jumping the fences, dodging under the trees, and racingacross the plain with its white mane and tail tossing as it came. Itseemed to be making straight for him. He was not really frightened--you must not think that about him--buthe was just beginning to wonder if it were not nearly time to go hometo dinner, when he noticed that the white horse had stopped, just atthe foot of the bald hill. It was looking up at him, tossing its headand pawing the ground--the most beautiful white horse that he had everseen, even in a circus. Then it appeared to get over its excitementand began to trot quietly up the hill toward him. I do not think anyone would have blamed Neville if he had decided thento go home to dinner at once. But he was rather a brave boy, and hewas certainly very curious, so he just stood still and waited. And here is where the most wonderful part of the story begins. Thewhite horse trotted up to Neville and spoke to him. That wouldsurprise most people; and Neville was certainly as much surprised asanyone else would have been. "What are you frightened of?" asked the white horse in a loud voice. Now, Neville WAS just a little frightened by this time; but he was notgoing to show it, so he just said, "Who's frightened?" "YOU'RE frightened, " said the white horse, louder than ever. "You'reonly a timid little boy. I thought when I saw you in the distance thatyou were one of the plucky ones; but I was mistaken. You're just alittle cowardly-custard. " "You'd better be careful who you're talking to, " said Neville, suddenly losing his fear. (Little boys do not always talk goodgrammar; otherwise he would have said "whom" not "who. ") He hated tobe called a "cowardly-custard. " "You'd better be careful, or I'll giveyou a bang!" "Ah ha!" cried the white horse. "Very brave all at once, aren't you?All the same, you're afraid to come near and stroke me. " "But I don't want to stroke you, " said Neville. "I thought not, " replied the white horse. "I thought not, the moment Igot close to you. You're one of the frightened ones, and I've beenwasting my time. " "Who's frightened?" said Neville again. "You asked that before, " replied the white horse, "and I told you. Ifyou're not frightened, come along and stroke me. There's nothing to beafraid of. " So Neville walked right up to the white horse and stroked hisshoulder. And at once he felt that he had been foolish to hold back. For of all the smooth, soft, silky coats he had ever stroked, that ofthe white horse was certainly the smoothest, and the softest, and thesilkiest. He felt that he could go on stroking it for hours. "There now, " said the white horse in a voice as soft and silky as hiscoat. "There was nothing to be afraid of, was there? And I think thatperhaps I was mistaken about you. I rather think you might be one ofthose daring boys that one reads about in stories. What about jumpingon my back for a little ride?" Neville ceased to stroke the white horse and drew back a little. "I'm afraid they'll be expecting me home for dinner, " he said. "I'mvery pleased indeed to have met you. " Neville was always a politelittle boy. "The very thing!" cried the white horse. "Jump on my back and I'lltake you home. You liked stroking me, didn't you? Well that's nothingto the ride you will enjoy--simply nothing. Why, all the boldestriders in the world would give their ears just for one little ride onmy back. Now then! One, two, three, and up you go!" Then before Neville quite knew what he was doing, he made a little runand leapt up astride of the white horse. "I live just over there, " said Neville, pointing towards his home. But before he could say "knife", or even "scissors" (supposing he hadwished to say either of these words), the white horse laughed a nastyhollow laugh, sprang upwards from the ground, and was soaring throughthe air toward the dying sunset, right away from home and dinner. Neville clung on tightly, for he was so high above the earth that tofall off would mean the end of him. And far beneath him he saw thegreen fields and the white road, which now seemed like a mere thread. "That's not fair! Whoa back! Whoa back!" he shouted to the whitehorse; but the white horse made no reply. Indeed, he seemed suddenlynot so much like a white horse as like a white cloud shaped like ahorse, and Neville saw that he no longer sat upon the horse's silkycoat, but upon something soft and downy like a white fleece, and itwas slightly damp. Then he knew that he was riding upon a cloud; and, as it was quite absurd to go on talking to a cloud, he ceased to cryout. He just sat tight and wondered what would happen next. He was high over a farm-house now: one that he used to see from thebald hill. He knew it by the tall pine-trees that grew round it; anddown in the farm-yard he saw a man with a bucket going out to feed thecalves. Neville called loudly to him, but the man did not even lookup. Now he was far beyond that farm-house and above an orchard, wherehe saw the fruit-trees standing in straight rows; and a few secondslater the mountain range was beneath him, and Neville knew that thecloud that looked like a horse was making straight for the goldengateway, which was now glowing dully in a grey sky. He was riding intothe sunset. Swiftly as the wind that drove it, the Cloud Horse drifted over themountain range. There was a sudden glow of golden light all about him, and then a flash of colour so wonderful that Neville could not bear tolook. He closed his eyes, and, as he did so, he felt that the CloudHorse had come to a halt at last. So Neville sat upon the cloud, not daring to open his eyes for quite along time. When at last he did look again he almost fainted with thewonder of it. He was inside the sunset. But scarcely had he begun to enjoy the wonderful sight, when he wasstartled by the sound of a funny, shrill little voice close by hisside. Looking down, he saw a strange little man, no taller than awalking-stick, and dressed from top to toe in golden-yellow clothes. "My stars!" said the wee yellow man. "How did YOU manage to get inhere? Don't you know this is private?" "I'm very sorry, " said Neville, "but I couldn't help it. The CloudHorse brought me, you know. " "Ah!" said the wee yellow man. "He tricked you, did he? He's much tooplayful, that Cloud Horse; and, I must say, he's put you in a prettyfix. " "Excuse me, " said Neville, "but do you mind telling me who you are?" "I?" cried the little yellow man. "Why, I'm the Last Sunbeam, ofcourse. I thought you knew that. My job, you know, is to shut up theshow when the sunset is over. And it's pretty hard work, I can tellyou, because I've got to keep on doing it all round the earth everyfew minutes or so. And it gets very tiresome at times. Would youbelieve it? I've never seen a dawn or a bright mid-day in all mylife--just sunsets all the time. Sunsets for breakfast, sunsets fordinner, sunsets for supper. And if I make the tiniest little slip, thehead scene-shifter is down on me like a ton of bricks. " "Goodness me!" said Neville. "I didn't know you had scene-shiftershere. " Neville had been to see pantomimes, and therefore knew what ascene-shifter was. "Then how do you think we shift the scenes?" cried the wee yellow manrather crossly. Then he suddenly became very busy about nothing, as hewhispered, "Look out! Here's the head scene-shifter coming now. " Looking back, Neville saw, coming towards them, a man with very largeears. He was not a nice-looking man, and he was extremely like thecloud man that Neville had sometimes seen in the sky when he went tolook at the sunset from the bald hill. "Now then! Now then!" roared the man with the large ears. "Moveyourself there, Goldie! We shut up the show here in a few minutes, andopen at once on the next range. See that you have that curtain down ontime. " "Certainly, sir, " replied the little yellow man very humbly. Then the man with the large ears noticed Neville for the first time. He frowned darkly, and his big ears seemed to flap with annoyance. "Who is this on our Cloud Horse?" he roared in his great angry voice. "Just a little boy, " said the yellow man--for Neville was far toofrightened to speak. "Just a little boy that the Cloud Horse has beenplaying tricks on. I think he'd like to be getting home--just over bythe bald hill, if you don't mind, sir. " "Certainly not!" shouted the man with the large ears. "The Cloud Horseis not to go out there again to-night, nor the silly little boyeither. I'm not going to have the sunset upset by any such sillynonsense. You mind what I say and attend to your work. " And, without another glance at Neville, the man with the large earsstrode off to arrange for the sunset on the next range, miles andmiles away. Neville gazed at the wee yellow man hopelessly, and the wee yellow mangazed at Neville, and neither spoke a word until the man with thelarge ears was well out of the way. Then the Last Sunbeam grew quitecheerful again. "Well, " said he, "you heard what the head scene-shifter said. Youcertainly can't go home by the way you came. The only thing for you todo is to go round. You'll just about have time to do it, if youhurry. " "Go round?" repeated Neville in a puzzled voice. "Go round what, roundwhere?" "Round the world, of course, " replied the little yellow man. "Round the world?" cried Neville. "Why you must be making fun of me, and I think that is very unkind. " "Not a bit of it, " laughed the little yellow man. "You need not makesuch as fuss about it. Why, I go round the world once every day withthe sunset. You have only to go a bit faster so as to do it in a fewminutes, and with the Cloud Horse to help you that's easily managed. Don't you worry about the Cloud Horse. He has got to do just whatever Itell him. Now, excuse me for one moment and I'll give you fulldirections. " With that the wee yellow man went behind a pink cloud and cameback with a beautiful blue flower in his hand. "This, " he said, handing the flower to Neville, "is a Sky Flower. Itis made entirely out of a genuine piece of sky, and it is atalisman--that's a longer word for charm, you know--which takes youfree round the world. The one thing you have to remember is that youmustn't, on any account, lose that flower until you get home again. Now, just exactly what you have to do is to travel West and race roundthe world until you catch up with this evening again. It is quitesimple. " "Simple!" cried Neville. "Why I don't understand it at all. " "Dear me!" said the wee yellow man rather impatiently, "you are verydense. Now listen carefully. The world, you know, turns round fromWest to East, and that makes it seem as if the sun is going round theworld from East to West. Very well. So what you have to do is to rideWest upon the Cloud horse much faster than the sun appears to travel, and catch him up again before he gets well away from here. The Cloudhorse is in good condition, and you should easily do it in a fewminutes. " "A few minutes!" gasped Neville. "Keep quiet and listen, " snapped the wee yellow man. "A few miles Westfrom here you will come into broad daylight. That will be afternoon. After that you will meet mid-day, and, passing that, you will reachthe place where it is only dawn. That's about half-way round theearth. Show the Sky Flower to the porter of the Dawn, and he will letyou through. Then you get to the half of the world where it is night, and you must race round that till you reach the place where it is onlyevening. That will be THIS evening, somewhere about here, for you willhave taken only a few minutes altogether. And when you see your ownhome or the bald hill again, grasp the Sky Flower tightly in yourhand, jump off the Cloud horse, and you will float gracefully down tothe earth. It won't hurt you. Then you can go home, and I hope youwill not be late for dinner. " "But, " began Neville, "I can't understand--" "My time is valuable, " said the wee yellow man, as he shook hands. "Good-bye, and a pleasant journey. " With that he smacked the CloudHorse smartly on the flank, and in a moment it was racing into theWest at a most terrific pace. Of course, now that aeroplanes have been invented, flying is notthought so wonderful as once it was. But loafing along through the airin a biplane or a monoplane at eighty or a hundred miles an hour is avery tame business when you compare it with racing the day round theworld on a Cloud horse. And Neville is very probably the only personwho has ever done that yet. Almost before he knew what had happened, he had left evening farbehind and was riding in broad daylight. The cloud Horse had riddenhigh in the air, and Neville saw the broad country, with plains andhills and forest lands, stretched far beneath him. An instant later, and the land was no longer below him, but the wide sea, sparkling inbrilliant sunlight. Before he had time to notice very much he had reached mid-day, highover a strange foreign land, and was racing through the morning towardthe dawn. So quickly did he go that there was little chance of seeinganything clearly; but he had glimpses of many strange sights. Manyships he saw upon the sea--small ships and stately steamers crawlingover the ocean like strange water-beetles. Once, as the Cloud Horsedrifted low, Neville saw a beautiful sailing-ship, with all sails set, and strange-looking men upon the deck. They looked very like pirates, and perhaps they were; but Neville had no time to make sure, for thevery next minute he was over a wild land where he saw a horde of blackmen, with spears and clubs, hunting an elephant through a clearing ina great jungle. As he looked, the elephant turned to charge thehunters; but what happened then Neville did not see, for in a momentmore he was above a great city with crowds of people in thestreets--people dressed in strange, bright-coloured clothes--and therewere bells ringing and whistles blowing. Then a great desert spreadbeneath him, with no living thing in sight but a great tawny lionprowling over the sand. Then came the sea again, and more ships; andthe light began to grow dim, for he was nearly half-way round theearth, and was approaching the dawn. Dimmer grew the light, and dimmer yet, just as though evening werecoming--and before him, Neville saw the dawn like a silvery gateway inthe sky. Straight toward it the Cloud Horse rushed, and stopped sosuddenly that Neville almost fell off. "What's all this? What's all this?" cried a small voice; and Nevillesaw beside the silver gateway, a little man dressed from top to toe insilver grey. It was the Porter of the Dawn, sometimes called the FirstSunbeam. Before Neville could answer, the little grey man had caught sight ofthe Sky Flower. "Ah, you have the talisman, " said he. "Pass in! and don't stop togossip, because I'm very busy this morning. A pleasant journey, " headded as he smacked the cloud horse on the shoulder; and in an instantNeville had passed through the dawn and plunged into the night. It was a dark night, with no moon, for the sky was overcast with denseclouds. Above these the Cloud horse flew, and overhead Neville saw therushing stars, and below only the blackness of heavy clouds. But moreoften the Cloud horse flew low, and then there was little to be seen. By the lights of moving ships Neville knew that sometimes he was abovethe sea. Sometimes twinkling lights in towns or solitary farms, or thesudden blaze of a great city told him that the land was beneath him. Once, through the blackness, he saw a great forest fire upon anisland, and the light of it lit up the sea, and showed the nativescrowded upon the beach and in the shallows, and some making off incanoes. Then darkness swallowed the Cloud Horse again, and the blazing islandwas left far behind. After that, Neville began to feel a little drowsy. Perhaps he didsleep a little, for the next thing he saw was a faint light in the skybefore him, as though the dawn were coming. But he knew it must be theevening, because he was coming back to the place from which he hadstarted, and was catching up with the sun. You see, he had only beengone a few minutes. The Cloud Horse flew very low now; and rapidly the darkness grew less. Then, long before he expected it, Neville saw the roof of his own homebelow him. He could see the garden in the twilight and his own dogsniffing about among the trees as though in search of him. Neville began to think about jumping now, and he was rather nervous. He might land softly and he might not. He only had the wee yellowman's word for that. Then, to his horror, he saw that they had passed his home and wereover the bald hill. There was no time to lose. The Cloud Horse wastaking him into the sunset again, and, if he did, what would the headscene-shifter say then? So, grasping the Sky Flower very tightly, Neville closed his eyes andjumped. He half expected to fall quickly and be dashed to pieces uponthe earth; but, instead, he floated in the air like a feather, swayingand drifting, and slowly sinking all the time towards the ground. Itwas a very pleasant sensation indeed. The bald hill was beneath him as he came slowly down, down, down. He could see the Cloud Horse--now little more than a small whitespeck--rushing on to catch the sunset. And still he sank down ever soslowly towards the top of the bald hill. His little dog had caught sight of him now, and came rushing out thegate and up the bald hill, barking loudly. And he kept on sinkingnearer to the earth, down, down, nearer and nearer--and then, quitesuddenly, he seemed to forget everything. The next thing Neville remembered was feeling something wet and warmupon his cheek. He opened his eyes and saw that the little dog waslicking his face. Sitting up, he looked about him. He was in the grasson the top of the bald hill; night was very near, and the first starwas just beginning to twinkle. Then, quite suddenly, Neville remembered the Cloud horse and thelittle yellow man and the little silver man and the head scene-shifterand the wonderful journey and all the rest of it. "Well, what a remarkable dream, " said Neville, stretching his arms. And, as he did so, the Sky Flower fell from his hand. So it was not a dream after all; for, if it was, how could he explainthat Sky Flower? He picked it up and carried it very tenderly, as heset off home to dinner, his little dog trotting at his heels. "What a beautiful flower!" said Neville's mother when he got home. "Where ever did you get it?" "It is a piece of the genuine sky, " said Neville proudly, as he gaveit to her. His mother smiled at him as she said, "That is a very nice thing tosay, and it certainly does look like a little piece of the sky. But, of course, it couldn't possibly be a real piece. " Then Neville knew that if he were to tell the story of his wonderfulride, and tried to explain that he had been right around the worldsince since he went out to play, his parents would find it very, veryhard to believe. So he said nothing, but ate a very good dinner. But Neville's mother put the flower in a vase upon the mantel; and tothis day it is still there, as fresh and bright as ever. It will notfade. Neville's mother thinks that is a very strange and wonderfulthing. And so it is. Since that day, when Neville goes to the top of the bald hill to watcha sunset, he is almost sure that, just as the golden light is fading, he can see a little yellow man by the gateway; and it seems to himthat the little yellow man waves a cheery greeting. But, whether thisis so or not, Neville always waves back; and he feels very happy tothink that he has a good friend inside the sunset. THE TRAM-MAN I'd like to be a Tram-man, and ride about all day, Calling out, "Fares, please!" in quite a 'ficious way, With pockets full of pennies which I'd make the people pay. But in the hottest days I'd take my tram down to the Bay;And when I saw the nice cool sea I'd shout "Hip, hip, hooray!"But I wouldn't be a Tram-man if. . . . I couldn't stop and play. Would you? THE AXE-MAN High on the hills, where the tall trees grow, There lives an axeman that I know. From his little hut by a ferny creek, Day after day, week after week, He goes each morn with his shining axe, Trudging along by the forest tracks;And he chops and he chops till the daylight goes--High on the hills, where the blue-gum grows. (Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!)There's a log to move and a branch to lop. Now to the felling! His sharp axe bitesInto a tree on the forest heights, And scarce for a breath does the axeman stop--(Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!)Bell-birds watch him; and in the fernWallabies listen awhile, and turnBack through the bracken, and off they hop. (Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!)Patient and tireless, blow on blowThe axeman swings as the minutes go;While the echoes ring from the mountain-top. (Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!) Round about him the rabbits play, Skipping and scampering all the day, And the sweet young grass by the logs they crop. (Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!) Crimson parrots above him climb, Chattering, chattering all the time, As down from the branches the twigs they drop. (Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! Chop!)Steadily, surely, on he goes, Shaking the tree with his mighty blows:There's never a pause and there's never a stop. (Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!) Out from the bush beyond is heardThe swaggering song of the butcher-birdSeeking a joint for his butcher's shop. (Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!)Deeper and deeper the cut creeps in, While the parrots shriek with a deafening din, And the chips fly out with a flip and a flop. (Chip! Chop! Chip! Chop!)Yellow robins come flocking round, Watching the chips as they fall to ground, Darting to catch the grubs that drop. (Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!) The blows come quicker. The axe-biade hums, Stand well back, there, before she comes!Hark! How the splinters crack and pop--(Chip! . . Chop! . . Chip! . . Chop!)Listen! Listen! She's creaking now!Look, high up, at that trembling bough!Another second, and down she'll smash, Shaking the earth with a mighty crash;Look at her! Look at her! (Chip! Chop!Chip! . . . . . . . . Chip!) Wee--E--E--E--E--E--- FLOP! THE DROVERS Out across the spinifex, out across the sand, Out across the saltbush to Never Never land That's the way the drovers go, jogging down the track-- That's the way the drovers go. But how do they come back?Back across the saltbush from Never Never land. Back across the spinifex, back across the sand. THE LONG ROAD HOME When I go back from Billy's place I always have to roamThe mazy road, the crazy road that leads the long way home. Ma always says, "Why don't you come through Mr Donkin's land?The footbridge track will bring you back. " Ma doesn't understand. I cannot go that way, you know, because of Donkin's dog;So I set forth and travel north, and cross the fallen log. Last week, when I was coming by, that log had lizards in it;And you can't say I stop to play if I just search a minute. I look around upon the ground and, if there are no lizards, I go right on and reach the turn in front of Mrs Blizzard's. I do not seek to cross the creek, because it's deep and floody, And Ma would be annoyed with me if I came home all muddy. Perhaps I throw a stone or so at Mrs Blizzard's tank, Because it's great when I aim straight to hear the stone go "Plank!"Then west I wend from Blizzard's Bend, and not a moment wait, Except, perhaps, at Mr Knapp's, to swing upon his gate. So up the hill I go, until I reach the little paddockThat Mr Jones at present owns and rents to Mr Craddock. For boys my size the sudden rise is quite a heavy pull, And yet I fear a short-cut here because of Craddock's bull;So I just tease the bull till he's as mad as he can get, And then I face the corner place that's been so long to let. It's very well for Ma to tell about my dawdling habits. What would you do, suppose you knew the place was thick with rabbits? I do not stay for half a day, as Ma declares I do. No, not for more than half-an-hour--perhaps an hour--or two. Then down the drop I run, slip-slop, where all the road is slithy. And have to go quite close, you know, to Mr Horner's smithy. A moment I might tarry by the fence to watch them hammer, And, I must say, learn more that way than doing sums and grammar. And, if I do sometimes climb through, I do not mean to linger. Though I did stay awhile the day Bill Homer burst his finger. I just stand there to see the pair bang some hot iron thingAnd watch Bill Horner swing the sledge and hit the anvil--Bing!(For Mr Horner and his son are great big brawny fellows:Both splendid chaps!) And then, perhaps, they let me blow the bellows. A while I stop beside the shop, and talk to Mr Horner;Then off I run, and race like fun around by Duggan's Corner. It's getting late, and I don't wait beside the creek a minute, Except to stop, maybe, and drop a few old pebbles in it. A few yards more, and here's the store that's kept by Mr Whittle--And you can't say I waste the day if I 'ust wait . . . A little. One day, you know, a year ago, a man gave me a penny, And Mr Whittle sold me sweets (but not so very many). You never know your luck, and so I look to see what's newIn Mr Whittle's window. There's a peppermint or two, Some buttons and tobacco (Mr Whittle calls it "baccy"), And fish in tins, and tape, and pins. . . . And then a voice calls, "Jacky!" "I'm coming, Ma. I've been so far-around by Duggan's Corner. I had to stay awhile to say 'Good day' to Mr Horner. I feel so fagged; I've tramped and dragged through mud and over logs, Ma--I could not go short-cuts, you know, because of bulls and dogs, Ma. The creek, Ma? Why, it's very high! You don't call that a gutter?Bill Horner chews tobacco, Ma . . . . I'd like some bread and butter. " THE BAND Hey, there! Listen awhile! Listen awhile, and come. Down in the street there are marching feet, and I hear the beat of a drum. Bim! Boom!! Out of the room! Pick up your hat and fly!Isn't it grand? The band! The band! The band is marching by! Oh, the clarinet is the finest yet, and the uniforms are gay. Tah, rah! We don't go home-- Oom, pah! We won't go home--Oh, we shan't go home, and we can't go home when the band begins to play. Oh, see them swinging along, swinging along the street!Left, right! buttons so bright, jackets and caps so neat. Ho, the Fire Brigade, or a dress parade of the Soldier-men is grand;But everyone, for regular fun, wants a Big-Brass-Band. The slide-trombone is a joy alone, and the drummer! He's a treat! So, Rackety-rumph! We don't go home-- Boom, Bumph! We won't go home--Oh, we shan't go home, and we can't go home while the band is in the street. Tooral-ooral, Oom-pah! The band is in the street! BESSIE AND THE BUNYIP Bessie met a bunyip down along the track, In his hand a billy and a swag upon his back. And you will hardly believe it, but when Bessie shouted, "Shoo!" He turned a double somersault and went quite blue. GOOD ENOUGH I do not think there ever was, Or ever will, or ever could be, A little girl or little boy As good as she or as he should be. But still, I think, you will agree, Though perfect very, very few are, They're not so bad when "pretty good"-- That's just about as good as you are. THE PORTER I'd like to be a porter, and always on the run, Calling out, "Stand aside!" and asking leave of none. Shoving trucks on people's toes, and having splendid fun, Slamming all the carriage doors and locking every one--And, when they asked to be let in, I'd say, "It can't be done. " But I wouldn't be a porter if . . . The luggage weighed a ton. Would you? GROWING UP Little Tommy Tadpole began to weep and wail, For little Tommy Tadpole had lost his little tail; And his mother didn't know him as he wept upon a log, For he wasn't Tommy Tadpole, but Mr. Thomas Frog. THE UNSOCIABLE WALLABY Willie spied a wallaby hopping through the fern--Here a jump, here a thump, there a sudden turn. Willie called the wallaby, begging him to stop, But he went among the wattles with a flip, flap, flop! * * * I wonder whether, all together, you and I and fatherCould eat a bun that weighs a ton. I'd like to try it, rather. I want to know why roosters crow at dawning of the day. Is it because they cannot think of something else to say? * * * THE SONG OF THE SULKY STOCKMAN Come, let us sing with a right good ring (Sing hey for lifting lay, sing hey!)Of any old, sunny old, silly old thing. (Sing ho for the ballad of a backblock day!)The sun shone brightly overhead, And the shearers stood by the shearing shed;But "The run wants rain, " the stockman said(Sing di-dum, wattle-gum, Narrabori Ned. For a lifting lay sing hey!) The colts were clipped and the sheep were shorn (Sing hey for a lilting lay, sing hey!)But the stockman stood there all forlorn. (Sing ho for the ballad of a backblock day!)The rails were up and the gate was tied, And the big black bull was safe inside;But "The wind's gone West!" the stockman sighed(Sing, di-dum, wattle-gum, rally for a ride. For a lifting lay sing hey!) The cook came out as the clock struck one (Sing hey for a lilting lay, sing hey!)And the boundary rider got his gun. (Sing ho for the ballad of a backblock day!)He fired it once at an old black crow;But the shot went wide, for he aimed too low;And the stockman said, "Fat stock is low. "(Sing, di-dum, wattle-gum, Jerridiiii Joe. For a lifting lay sing hey!) They spread their swags in the gum-tree's shade (Sing hey for a lilting lay, sing hey!)For the work was done and the cheques were paid. (Sing ho for the ballad of a backblock day!)The overseer rode in at three, But his horse pulled back and would not gee, And the stockman said, "We're up a tree!"(Sing, di-dum, wattle-gum, Johnny-cake for tea. For a lilting lay sing hey!) The sun sank down and the stars shone out (Sing hey for a lifting lay, sing hey!)And the old book-keeper moped about. (Sing ho for the ballad of a backblock day!)The dingo wailed to the mopoke's call, The crazy colt stamped in his stall;But the stockman groaned, "it's bunk for all. "(Sing, di-dum, wattle-gum, wattle-gum, wattle-gum, Hey for a backblock day! Sing hey! Sing hey for a lifting lay!) OUR COW Down by the sliprails stands our cow Chewing, chewing, chewing, She does not care what folks out there In the great, big world are doing. She sees the small cloud-shadows pass And green grass shining under. If she does think, what does she think About it all, I wonder? She sees the swallows skimming by Above the sweet young clover, The light reeds swaying in the wind And tall trees bending over. Far down the track she hears the crack of bullock-whips, and ravingOf angry men where, in the sun, Her fellow-beasts are slaving. Girls, we are told, can scratch and scold, And boys will fight and wrangle, And big, grown men, just now and then, Fret o'er some fingle-fangle, Vexing the earth with grief or mirth, Longing, rejoicing, rueing--But by the sliprails stands our cow, Chewing. THE TEACHER I'd like to be a teacher, and have a clever brain, Calling out, "Attention, please!" and "Must I speak in vain?"I'd be quite strict with boys and girls whose minds I had to train, And all the books and maps and things I'd carefully explain;I'd make then learn the dates of kings, and all the capes of Spain; But I wouldn't be a teacher if . . . I couldn't use the cane. Would you? THE SPOTTED HEIFERS Mr Jeremiah JeffersOwned a pair of spotted heifersThese he sold for two pounds tenTo Mr Robert Raymond Wren Who reared them in the lucerne paddocksOwned by Mr Martin Maddox, And sold them, when they grew to cows, To Mr Donald David Dowse. A grazier, Mr Egbert Innes, Bought them then for twenty guineas, Milked the cows, and sold the milkTo Mr Stephen Evan Silk. Who rents a butter factoryFrom Mr Laurence Lampard-Lee. Here, once a week, come for his butterThe grocer, Mr Roland Rutter, Who keeps a shop in Sunny StreetNext door to Mr Peter Peat. He every afternoon at twoSent his fair daughter, Lucy Loo, To Mr Rutter's shop to buySuch things as were not priced too high, Especially a shilling tinOf "Fuller's Food for Folk Too Thin. " This food was bought for Lucy Loo--A girl of charming manners, whoWas much too pale and much too slightTo be a very pleasant sight. When Lucy Loo beheld the butterStocked by Mr Roland Rutter, She said, "I'll have a pound of that. "She had it, and thenceforth grew fat. We now go back to Mr Jeffers, Who sold the pair of spotted heifers. He had a son, James Edgar John, A handsome lad to gaze upon, Who had now reached that time of lifeWhen young men feel they need a wife;But no young girl about the placeExactly had the kind of face That seemed to suit James Edgar John--A saddening thing to think upon, For he grew sad and sick of lifeBecause he could not find a wife. One day young James was passing by(A look of sorrow in his eye)The shop of Mr Roland Rutter, When Lucy Loo came out with butter. At once James Edgar John said, "ThatIs just the girl for me! She's fat. "He offered her his heart and handAnd prospects of his father's land. The Reverend Saul Sylvester SlightPerformed the simple marriage rite. The happy couple went their way, And lived and loved unto this day. Events cannot be far foreseen;And all ths joy might not have beenIf Mr Jeremiah JeffersHad kept his pair of spotted heifers. TEA TALK 'Excuse me if I sit on you, ' the cup said to the saucer. 'I fear I've been here all the afternoon. ''Spare excuses, ' said the saucer; 'you have sat on me before, sir. ' 'Oh, I'll stir him up directly, ' said the spoon. 'Stop your clatter! Stop your clatter!' cried the bread-and-butter platter 'Tittle-tattle!' sneered the tea-pot, with a shrug;'Now, the most important question is my chronic indigestion. ' 'Ah, you've taken too much tannin, ' jeered the jug. 'Hey, hey, hey!' sang the silver-plated tray, 'It's time you had your faces washed. I've come to clear away!' THE LOOKING-GLASS When I look into the looking glass I'm always sure to see--No matter how I dodge about-- Me, looking out at me. I often wonder as I look, And those strange features spy, If I, in there, think I'm as plain As I, out here, think I. WOOLLOOMOOLOO Here's a ridiculous riddle for you: How many o's are there in Woolloomooloo?Two for the W, two for the m, Four for the l's, and that's plenty for them. * * * I wonder what the Jacks have got to laugh and laugh aboutI'm sure the worms don't see the joke when Jacky digs them out. I wonder which is best: a rich plum-pudding stuffed with plums, Or lemon ice, or plain boiled rice, or long-division sums. * * * THE BARBER I'd like to be a barber, and learn to shave and clip, Calling out, "Next please!" and pocketing my tip. All day I'd hear my scissors going, "Snip, Snip, Snip;"I'd lather people's faces, and their noses I would gripWhile I shaved most carefully along the upper lip. But I wouldn't be a barber if . . . The razor was to slip. Would you? FARMER JACK Old farmer Jack gazed on his wheat, And feared the frost would nip it. Said he, "it's nearly seven feet-- I must begin to strip it. " He stripped it with a stripper and He bagged it with a bagger;The bags were all so lumpy that They made the lumper stagger. The lumper staggered up the stack Where he was told to stack it;And Jack was paid and put the cash Inside his linen jacket. OLD BLACK JACKO Old Black Jacko Smokes tobacco In his little pipe of clay. Puff, puff, puff, He never has enough Though he smokes it all day. But his lubra says, "Mine tink dat JackyHim shmoke plenty too much baccy. " BIRD SONG I detest the Carrion Crow!(He's a raven, don't you know?) He's a greedy glutton, also, and a ghoul, And his sanctimonious cawRubs my temper on the raw. He's a demon, and a most degraded fowl. I admire the pert Blue-wrenAnd his dainty little hen-- Though she hasn't got a trace of blue upon her;But she's pleasing, and she's pretty, And she sings a cheerful ditty;While her husband is a gentleman of honour. I despise the Pallid Cuckoo, A disreputable "crook" who Shirks her duties for a lazy life of ease. I abhor her mournful call, Which is not a song at all But a cross between a whimper and a wheeze. THE SAILOR I'd like to be a sailor--a sailor bold and bluff--Calling out, "Ship ahoy!" in manly tones and gruff. I'd learn to box the compass, and to reef and tack and luff;I'd sniff and snifff the briny breeze and never get enough. Perhaps I'd chew tobacco, or an old black pipe I'd puff, But I wouldn't be a sailor if . . . The sea was very rough. Would you? THE FAMINE Cackle and lay, cackle and lay!How many eggs did you get to-day?None in the manger, and none in the shed, None in the box where the chickens are fed, None in the tussocks and none in the tub, And only a little one out in the scrub. Oh, I say! Dumplings to-day. I fear that the hens must be laying away. THE FEAST Cackle and lay, cackle and lay!How many eggs did you get to-day?Two in the manger, and four in the shed, Six in the box where the chickens are fed, Two in the tussocks and ten in the tub, And nearly two dozen right out in the scrub. Hip, hooray! Pudding to-day!I think that the hens are beginning to lay. UPON THE ROAD TO ROCKABOUT Upon the road to RockaboutI came upon some sheep--A large and woolly flock aboutAs wide as it was deep. I was about to turn aboutTo ask the man to tellSome things I wished to learn aboutBoth sheep and wool as well, When I beheld a rouseaboutWho lay upon his backBeside a little house aboutA furlong from the track. I had a lot to talk about, And said to him "Good day. "But he got up to walk about, And so I went away-- A CHANGE OF AIR Now, a man in OodnadattaHe grew fat, and he grew fatter, Though he hardly had a thing to eat for dinner;While a man in BooboorowieOften sat and wondered how he Could prevent himself from growing any thinner. So the man from Oodnadatta He came down to Booboorowie, Where he rapidly grew flatter; And the folk will tell you how heUrged the man from Booboorowie To go up to Oodnadatta--Where he lived awhile, and now he Is considerably fatter. POLLY DIBBS Mrs Dibbs--Polly Dibbs, Standing at a tub, Washing other people's clothes-- Rub-Rub-Rub. Poor, old, skinny arms White with soapy foam--At night she takes her shabby hat And goes off home. Mrs Dibbs--Polly Dibbs-- Is not very rich. She goes abroad all day to scrub, And home at night to stitch. She wears her shabby hat awry, Perched on a silly comb;And people laugh at Polly Dibbs As she goes home. Mrs Dibbs--Mother Dibbs-- Growing very old, Says, "it's a hard world!" And sniffs and drats the cold. She says it is a cruel world, A weary world to roam. But God will smile on Polly Dibbs When she goes Home. * * * I suspect the Kookaburra, For his methods are not thoroughIn his highly praised campaign against the snakes. And the small birds, one and all, Curse him for a cannibal--Though he certainly is cheerful when he wakes. * * * LULLABY You are much too big to dandle, And I will not leave the candle. Go to sleep. You are growing naughty, rather, And I'll have to speak to father. Go to sleep!If you're good I shall not tell, then. Oh, a story? Very well, then. Once upon a time, a king, named Crawley Creep, Had a very lovely daughter . . . . You don't want a drink of water! Go to sleep! There! There! Go to sleep. * * * I wonder why I wear a tie. It is not warm to wear;But if I left it off someone would say it was not there. I wonder, if I took a whiff of father's pipe for fun, Would I be big and strong like him, or just his small, sick son? I wonder when our old white hen will know her squawk betrays her. I think she lets us find her eggs just so that we shall praise her. * * * THE PUBLISHER I'd like to be a publisher, And publish massive tomesWritten in a massive style by blokes with massive domes--Science books, and histories of Egypt's day and Rome's, Books of psycho-surgery to mine the minds of momes, And solemn pseudo-psychic stuff to tell where Topsy roamsWhen her poor clay is put away beneath the spreading holms;Books about electrocuting little seeds with ohmsTo sternly show them how to grow in sands, and clays, and loams, And bravely burst infinitives, like angry agronomes;Books on breeding aeroplanes and airing aerodromes, On bees that buzz in bonnets and the kind that build the combs, Made plain with pretty pictures done in crimsons, mauves, and chromes;And diagrams to baulk the brain of Mr. Sherlock Holmes. I'd set the scientists to work like superheated gnomes, And make them write and write and write until the printer foamsAnd lino men, made "loony", go to psychopathic homes. I'd publish books, I would--large books on ants and antinomesAnd palimpsests and palinodes and pallid pallindromes: But I wouldn't be a publisher if . . . . I got many "pomes. " Would you? GOOD NIGHT And so, Good Night. I'm rather tired. I hardly thought I'd be required To draw a lot of pictures, too, When I arranged to write for you. I found it hard, but did my best;And now I need a little rest. If you are pleased, why, that's all right. I'm rather tired. And so GOOD NIGHT! This very charming gentleman, extremely old and gruff, He slowly shook his head and took a great big pinch of snuff, Then he spluttered and he muttered and he loudly shouted "Fie!To tear your books is wicked sir! and likewise all my eye!"I don't know what he meant by that. He had such piercing eyes. And, he said, "Mark--ME--boy! Books will make you wise. " This very charming gentleman said, "Hum, " and "Hoity, Toit!A book is not a building block, a cushion or a quoit. Soil your books and spoil your books? Is that the thing to do?Gammon, sir! and Spinach, sir! And Fiddle-faddle, too!"He blinked so quick, and thumped his stick, then gave me such a stare. And he said, "Mark--ME--boy! BOOKS--NEED--CARE!" THE END