Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Analog Science Fact & Fiction October 1961. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U. S. Copyright on this publication was renewed. THE MAN WHO PLAYED TO LOSE By LARRY M. HARRIS _Sometimes the very best thing you can do is to lose. The cholera germ, for instance, asks nothing better than that it be swallowed alive. . . . _ Illustrated by Douglas * * * * * When I came into the control room the Captain looked up from a set ofcharts at me. He stood up and gave me a salute and I returned it, notmaking a ceremony out of it. "Half an hour to landing, sir, " he said. That irritated me. It always irritates me. "I'm not an officer, " Isaid. "I'm not even an enlisted man. " He nodded, too quickly. "Yes, Mr. Carboy, " he said. "Sorry. " I sighed. "If you want to salute, " I told him, "if it makes you_happier_ to salute, you go right ahead. But don't call me 'Sir. ' Thatwould make me an officer, and I wouldn't like being an officer. I'vemet too many of them. " It didn't make him angry. He wasn't anything except subservient andawed and anxious to please. "Yes, Mr. Carboy, " he said. I searched in my pockets for a cigarette and found a cup of them andstuck one into my mouth. The Captain was right there with a light, soI took it from him. Then I offered him a cigarette. He thanked me asif it had been a full set of Crown Jewels. What difference did it make whether or not he called me "Sir"? I wasstill God to him, and there wasn't much I could do about it. "Did you want something, Mr. Carboy?" he asked me, puffing on thecigarette. I nodded. "Now that we're getting close, " I told him, "I want to knowas much about the place as possible. I've had a full hypno, but ahypno's only as good as the facts in it, and the facts that reachEarth may be exaggerated, modified, distorted or even out of date. " "Yes, Mr. Carboy, " he said eagerly. I wondered if, when he was throughwith the cigarette, he would keep the butt as a souvenir. He mighteven frame it, I told myself. After all, I'd given it to him, hadn'tI? The magnificent Mr. Carboy, who almost acts like an ordinary humanbeing, had actually given a poor, respectful spaceship Captain acigarette. It made me want to butt holes in the bulkheads. Not that I hadn't hadtime to get used to the treatment; every man in my corps gets a fulldose of awe and respect from the services, from Government officialsand even from the United Cabinets. The only reason we don't get itfrom the man in the street is that the man in the street--unless hehappens to be a very special man in a very unusual street--doesn'tknow the corps exists. Which is a definite relief, by the way; atleast, off the job, I'm no more than Ephraim Carboy, citizen. I took a puff on my cigarette, and the Captain followed suit, veryrespectfully. I felt like screaming at him but I kept my voice polite. "The war's definitely over, isn't it?" I said. He shrugged. "That depends, Mr. Carboy, " he said. "The armies havesurrendered, and the treaty's been signed. That happened even beforewe left Earth--three or four weeks ago. But whether you could say thewar was over . . . Well, Mr Carboy, that depends. " "Guerrillas, " I said. He nodded. "Wohlen's a jungle world, mostly, " he said. "Sixty per centwater, of course, but outside of that there are a few cities, twospaceports, and the rest--eighty or ninety per cent of the landarea--nothing but jungle. A few roads running from city to city, butthat's all. " "Of course, " I said. He was being careful and accurate. I wonderedwhat he thought I'd do if I caught him in a mistake. Make a magic passand explode him like a bomb, probably. I took in some more smoke, wondering whether the Captain thought I had psi powers--which, ofcourse, I didn't; no need for them in my work--and musing sourly onhow long it would take before the job was done and I was on my wayback home. Then again, I told myself, there was always the chance of gettingkilled. And in the mood I found myself, the idea of a peaceful, unrespectful death was very pleasant. For a second or two, anyhow. "The Government holds the cities, " the Captain was saying, "andessential trade services--spaceports, that sort of thing. But a smallband of men can last for a long time out there in the wilds. " "Living off the country, " I said. He nodded again. "Wohlen's nine-nines Earth normals, " he said. "Butyou know that already. " "I know all of this, " I said. "I'm just trying to update it a little, if I can. " "Oh, " he said. "Oh, certainly, S . . . Uh . . . Mr. Carboy. " I sighed and puffed on the cigarette and waited for him to go on. After all, what else was there to do? * * * * * For a wonder, the hypno had been just about accurate. That washelpful; if I'd heard some new and surprising facts from the Captainit would have thrown all the other information I had into doubt. Now Icould be pretty sure of what I was getting into. By the time we landed, the Captain was through and I was running overthe main points in my head, for a last-minute check. Wohlen, settled in the eighty-fifth year of the Explosion, hadestablished a Parliamentary form of government, set up generally alongthe usual model: bicameral, elective and pretty slow. Trade relationswith Earth and with the six other inhabited planets had been set up asrapidly as possible, and Wohlen had become a full member of the Comitywithin thirty years. Matters had then rolled along with comparative smoothness for sometime. But some sort of explosion was inevitable--it alwayshappens--and, very recently, that nice Parliamentary government hadblown up in everybody's face. The setup seemed to be reminiscent of something, but it was a littlewhile before I got it: the ancient South American states, in thepre-Space days, before the United Cabinets managed to unify Earth onceand for all. There'd been an election on Wohlen and the loser hadn'tbowed gracefully out of the picture to set up a Loyal Opposition. Instead, he'd gone back on his hind legs, accused the winner of allsorts of horrible things--some of which, for all I knew, might even betrue--and had declared Wohlen's independence of the Comity. Whichmeant, in effect, independence from all forms of interplanetary law. Of course, he had no right to make a proclamation of any sort. Buthe'd made it, and he was going to get the right to enforce it. Thatwas how William F. Sergeant's army was formed; Sergeant, still makingproclamations, gathered a good-sized group of men and marched on thecapital, New Didymus. The established government countered with andarmy of its own, and for eight months, neither side could gain areally decisive advantage. Then the Government forces, rallying after a minor defeat near a placeknown as Andrew's Farm, defeated an attacking force, captured Sergeantand two of his top generals, and just kept going from there. Thetreaty was signed within eight days. Unfortunately, some of Sergeant's supporters had been hunters andwoodsmen-- Ordinarily, a guerrilla movement, if it doesn't grind to a halt ofits own accord, can be stopped within a few weeks. Where a world ismostly cities, small towns, and so forth, and only a little jungle, the bands can be bottled up and destroyed. And most guerrillas aren'tvery experienced in their work; a small band of men lost in the woodscan't do much damage. But a small group of woodsmen, on a planet that consists mostly ofjungle, is another matter. Those men knew the ground, were capable ofliving off the country with a minimum of effort, and knew just whereto strike to tie up roads and transportation, halt essential on-planetservices and, in general, raise merry hell with a planet's economy. So the Wohlen government called Earth and the United Cabinets startedhunting. Of course they came up with our corps--the troubleshooters, the unorthodox boys, the Holy Idols. And the corps fished around andcame up with me. I didn't really mind: a vacation tends to get boring after a week ortwo anyhow. I've got no family ties I care to keep up, and few enoughclose friends. Most of us are like that; I imagine it's in the natureof the job. It was a relief to get back into action, even if it meant putting upwith the kowtowing I always got. When I stepped out onto the spaceport grounds, as a matter of fact, Iwas feeling pretty good. It took just ten seconds for that to change. The President himself was waiting, as close to the pits as he couldget. He was a chubby, red-faced little man, and he beamed at me as ifhe were Santa Claus. "Mr. Carboy, " he said in a voice that neededroughage badly. "I'm so glad you're here. I'm sure you'll be able todo something about the situation. " "I'll try, " I said, feeling foolish. This was no place for aconversation--especially not with the head of the Government. "Oh, I'm sure you'll succeed, " he told me brightly. "After all, Mr. Carboy, we've heard of your . . . Ah . . . Group. Oh, yes. Your fame is . . . Ah . . . Universal. " "Sure, " I said. "I'll do my best. But the less I'm seen talking toyou, the better. " "Nevertheless, " he said. "If we need to meet--" "If we do, " I said, "there's a set of signals in the daily papers. Your Intelligence should know all about that, Mr. President. " "Ah, " he said. "Of course. Certainly. Well, Mr. Carboy, I do want totell you how glad I am--" "So am I, " I said. "Good-by. " The trouble with the democratic process is that a group of peoplepicked at random can elect some silly leaders. That's been happeningever since ancient Greece, I imagine, and it'll go on happening. Itmay not be fatal, but it's annoying. My job, for instance, was to prop up this foolish little man. I had towork against a group of guerrillas who were even more democratic, fromall I'd heard, and who seemed to have a great deal of common, ordinary brains. Of course, I wasn't doing it for the President--itwas for the Comity as a whole, and it needed to be done. But I can't honestly say that that made me feel any better about thejob. * * * * * I was driven out of the city right after I'd packed up mysupplies--two days' food and water in a rude knapsack, a call-radioand some other special devices I didn't think I was going to need. But, I told myself, you never know . . . There was even a suicidedevice, just in case. I packed it away and forgot about it. The city was an oasis in the middle of jungle, with white cleanbuildings and static-cleaned streets and walks. It didn't seem to havea park, but, then, it didn't need one. There was plenty of parkoutside. The beautiful street became a poor one half a mile out of the city, and degenerated into a rough trail for ground vehicles soon afterthat. "How many people are there on this planet?" I asked my driver. He never took his eyes from the road. "Two and a half million, lastcensus, " he said, with great respect. That explained things, of course. As the population grew, the citieswould expand and the forests would go under. It had happened on Earth, and on every settled planet. As recently as 1850, for instance, largetracts of New York City, where I make my home, were farm and forest;why, in 1960 the population was only about eight million, and theythought the place had reached its height. Wohlen had only begun its drive to citify the planet. Give it anotherhundred and fifty years and the guerrillas couldn't exist, for simplelack of any place to hide and to live independently. Unfortunately, the Government didn't have a hundred and fifty years. Judging from what I'd seen, the Government didn't have a hundred andfifty days. Rationing was in force at all the markets we'd passed onthe way out, and there seemed to be a lot of cops. That's always a badsign; it means normal processes are beginning to break down andanarchy is creeping in. I thought about it. Three months was an outside limit. If I couldn'tfinish the job in three months, it might as well never be finished. It's always nice to have a deadline, I told myself. The car stopped at a place in the road that looked like any otherplace in the road. I got out, adjusted my knapsack and started awayfrom the road, into the jungle that bordered it. The hypno I'd takenhad told me there were farms scattered through the jungle, but Ididn't know exactly where, and I didn't even want to find out. Theknapsack was heavy, but I decided I could stand the weight. In five minutes I was surrounded by jungle, without any quick way totell me where the road had been. There was a trail, and maybe humanbeings had used it, but it was no more than a scratch in thevegetation. That was green, like Earth's, and mostly spiny. I managed to scratchmyself twice and then I learned to duck. After that the time went byslowly. I just kept walking, without much of an idea where I wasgoing. After a couple of hours I was good and lost, which was justwhat I wanted. It was starting to get dark, so I took the opportunityof building a fire. I dug in my knapsack and found some food andstarted to cook it. I was still watching it heat up when I heard thenoise behind me. Those boys were good. He'd sneaked up through the jungle and comewithin a foot of me without my hearing him. I jumped up just as if Ihadn't expected him and whirled around to face him. He had his heater out and was covering me with it. I didn't reach foranything; I just watched him. He was a big man, almost as tall as Iwas and solidly built, with a jaw like a bulldog's and tiny, sparklingeyes. His voice was like rusted iron. "Relax, " he told me. "I'm notburning you down, Mister. Not yet. " I made myself stare him down. "Who are you?" I said. "Name don't matter, " he said without moving the heater an inch. "What's important is, who are _you_? And what are you doing here?" "James Carson's my name, " I said. "I'm from Ancarta. " It was a smallcity halfway around the planet, a nice, anonymous place to be from. "And I'm minding my own business. " "Sure, " the big man said. He jerked his head and whistled, one suddensharp note. The clearing was full of men. They were all sorts, big and small, thin and fat, dressed in uniforms, cast-offs, suits, rags, anything at all. Half of them were carryingheaters. The rest had knives, some good and some home-made. Theywatched me and they watched the big man. Nobody moved. "Maybe you're a Government man, " the big man said, "and have come outto catch some of Bill Sergeant's boys. " "No, " I said. He grinned at me as if he hadn't heard me. "Well, " he said, "thisought to be a big enough batch for you, Mister. Want to capture us allright now and take us back to New Didymus with you?" "You've got me wrong, " I said. Another man spoke up. He was older, in his late forties, I thought. His hair was thin and gray but his face was hard. He had a heaterstrapped to his side, and he wore a good uniform. "Government mendon't come out one at a time, do they, Huey?" he said. The big man shrugged. "No way to tell, " he said. "Maybe Mr. Carsonhere's got a call-radio for the rest of his boys. Maybe they're alljust waiting for us, some place nearby. " "If they're waiting, " the other man said, "they'd be here by now. Besides, Huey, he don't look like a Government man. " "Think they all got tails?" Huey asked him. I judged it was about time to put in a word. "I'm not Government, " Isaid. "I'm from Ancarta. I'm here to help you--if you're the men Ithink you are. " That started some more discussion. Huey was all for labeling my offera trick and getting rid of me then and there--after which, I suppose, he was going to clear out my mythical followers in the nearby jungle. But he was pretty well all alone; there's got to be a rotten apple inthe best-picked barrel and these boys were smart. The only sensiblething to do was staring them in the face, and it didn't take them longto see it. "We'll take you back with us, " Huey's friend told me. "When we get toa safe place we can sit down and talk this out. " I wanted to insist on finishing my supper right where I was, butthere's such a thing as playing a little too much for the grandstand. Instead, I was herded into the center of the group, and we marched offinto the jungle. Only it wasn't a march; there was no attempt at order. For a while weused the trail, and then straggled off it and went single-file throughmasses of trees and bushes and leaves. Being in the center of the linehelped a little but not enough; the spines kept coming through and Igot a few more nice scratches. The trip took about half an hour, andwhen we stopped we were in front of a cave-mouth. The band went inside and I went with them. There was light, battery-powered, and what seemed to be all the comforts of a small, ill-kept town jail. But it was better than the naked jungle. I wasstill porting my knapsack, and when we got into the cave I unstrappedit and sat down and opened it. The men watched me without making anyattempt to hide the fact. The first thing I took out was an instant-heat food can. It didn'tlook like a bomb, so nobody did anything. They just kept watchingwhile I came up with my call-radio. Huey said: "What the hell!" and came for me. I stood up, spilling the knapsack, and got ready to stand him off; butI didn't need to, not then. Three of the others piled on him, likedogs on a bear, and held him down. Huey's friend was at my side when Iturned. "How come?" he said. "Who are you planning on calling?" "I said I wanted to help you, " I told him. "I meant it. " "Of course, " he said smoothly. "Why should I believe it?" "I know the spot you're in, and I--" He didn't give me a chance to finish. "Now, you wait a minute, " hesaid. "And don't touch that box. We've got some talking to do. " "Such as?" "Such as how you managed to get here from Ancarta, and why, " he said. "Such as what all this talk about helping us means, and what theradio's for. Lots of talking. " I decided it was time to show some more independence. "I don't talk topeople I don't know, " I said. He looked me up and down, taking his time about it. Huey had quieteddown some, and our conversation was the main attraction. In the end heshrugged. "I suppose you can't do any harm, not so long as we keep aneye on that box of yours, " he said. He gave me his name as if itdidn't matter. "I'm Hollerith, " he said. "General RawlinsonHollerith. " * * * * * I gave him the prepared story automatically; it rolled out but Iwasn't thinking about it. He'd given me my first real surprise; I'dthought Hollerith had been killed at Andrew's Farm, and, as far as Iknew, so did the Government. Instead, here he was, alive and kicking, doing a pretty good job of working with a guerrilla gang. I wonderedwho Huey would turn out to be, but it didn't seem like the time toask. The story, of course, was a good one. Naturally it wasn't proof ofanything, or even susceptible of proof right then and there; it wasn'tmeant to be. I didn't expect them to buy it sight unseen, but I'dplanned it to give me some time until I could start the next step. James Carson, I told Hollerith, was a reasonably big wheel aroundAncarta. He wasn't in sympathy with the Government, but he hadn'tfought in the revolutionary armies or been active in any overt way. "Why not?" he snapped at me. "I was more valuable where I stood, " I said. "There's a lot that canbe done with paper work in the way of sabotage. " He nodded. "I see, " he said. "I see what you mean. " "I worked in one of the Government departments, " I said. "That enabledme to pass information on to Sergeant's men in the vicinity. It alsogave me a good spot for mixing up orders and shipments. " He nodded again. "That's one of the advantages of a guerrilla outfit, "he said. "The administration end really doesn't exist; we can live offthe country. I should think that, over an area as large as we canrange on Wohlen, we can't be wiped out. " Of course, that was only his opinion; but I wasn't easy about it. Thesight of him had shaken me quite a bit and I began to think I'd haveto get rid of him. That would be unpleasant and dangerous, I toldmyself. But there didn't seem to be any help for it, at the moment. "About information, " he said. "You were closely watched--anyoneworking for the Government would have had to have been. How did youget your information out?" I nodded toward the radio. "It's not a normal call-radio, " I said, with perfect truth. "Its operation is indetectable by the normalmethods. I'm not an expert, so I won't go into technical details; it'senough that the radio works. " "Then why come to us?" Hollerith said. "Aren't there guerrillas in theAncarta vicinity for you to work with?" I shook my head. "Only a few more or less . . . Ah . . . Disaffectedminorities, " I said. That was true, too. "They raised hell for a dayor so, then walked in and surrendered. The guerrilla network on theentire planet, sir, is under your command. " He shook his head. "It's not my command, " he said. "This is ademocracy. You've met Huey . . . My orderly, in the old days. But now hehas as much voice as I have. Except for expert matters. " Crackpots. But I listened. Democracy was the basis of their group;every move was voted on by the entire band, wherever possible. "We'renot a dictatorship, " Hollerith said. "We don't intend to become one. " It was nice to hear that; it meant that, maybe, I wouldn't have to getrid of him after all. "Anyway, " I said, "your men appear to be theonly ones active on Sergeant's behalf. " [Illustration] He took it without flinching. "Then we need help, " he said. "Can youprovide it?" "I can get you guns, " I said. "Volunteers. Supplies. " There was a little pause. "Who do you think you are?" Hollerith said. "God?" I didn't tell him that, from his point of view, I was inhabiting theother half of the theological universe. Somehow, it didn't seemnecessary. * * * * * The men started to arrive in a week, some of them carrying suppliesand armaments for all the rest. Hollerith was beside himself with joy, and even Huey stopped looking at me with suspicion. In the meantime, I'd been living with the guerrillas, eating and sleeping with them, but I hadn't been exactly trusted. There'd been a picked group of menset to watch over me at all times, and I managed to get a littlefriendly with them, but not very. In case I turned out to be a louse, nobody wanted to have to shed tears over my unmarked grave. Until the men arrived, there weren't any raids; Hollerith, verysensibly, wanted to wait for my reinforcements, and he carried most ofthe group with him. Huey was all for killing me and getting on withnormal operations; I don't think he had any real faith in me evenafter the reinforcements began to arrive. I'd made the call on my radio, in Hollerith's hearing. I'd asked forone hundred and fifty men--a force just a bit larger than the entireband Hollerith had commanded until then--three hundred heaters withammunition and supplies to match, a couple of large guns throwingexplosive shells, and some dynamite. I added the dynamite because itsounded like the sort of thing guerrillas ought to have, and Hollerithdidn't seem to mind. On his instructions, I gave them a safe route tocome by, assuming they started near New Didymus; actually, of course, some of my corps brothers were recruiting on other parts of the planetand the Government had been fully instructed not to hold any of themup. I won't say that President Santa Claus understood what I wasdoing, but he trusted me. He had faith--which was handy. Hollerith was overjoyed when the reinforcements did arrive. "Now wecan really begin to work, " he told me. "Now we can begin to fightback in a big way. No more of this sneaking around, doing fiddlinglittle jobs--" He wanted to start at once. I nearly laughed in his face; it was nowestablished that I didn't have to get rid of the man. If he'd decidedto delay on the big attack . . . But he hadn't. So, of course, I helped him draw up some plans. Good ones, too; thebest I could come up with. The very best. * * * * * "The trouble, " Hollerith told me sadly, a day or so later, "is going tobe convincing the others. They want to do something dramatic--blowing upthe planet, most likely. " I said I didn't think they planned to go that far, and, anyhow, I hadan idea that might help. "You want to take the Army armaments depotnear New Didymus, " I said. "That would serve as a good show ofstrength, and weaken any reprisals while we get ready to move again. " "Of course, " he said. "Then think of all the fireworks you'll get, " I said. "Bombs goingoff, heaters exploding, stacks of arms all going off at once--theFourth of July, the Fourteenth, and Guy Fawkes Day, all at once, witha small touch of Armageddon for flavor. Not to mention the Chinese NewYear. " "But--" "Sell it that way, " I said. "The drama. The great picture. Theexcitement. That, believe me, they'll buy. " He frowned while he thought it over. Then the frown turned into agrin. "By God, " he said, "they might. " And they did. The conference and the election were both pretty stormy. All the new patriots were off to blow up the Government buildings oneafter another, even more enthusiastic than the original members. Itwas only natural; my instructions to the recruiters had been to pickthe most violent, frothing anti-Government men they could find to sendout, and that was what we got. But Hollerith gave them a talk, and thevote, when it came, was overwhelmingly in favor of his plan. Even Huey was enthusiastic. He came up to me after the meeting andpounded me on the back; I suppose it was meant for friendship, thoughit felt more like sabotage. "Hey, I thought you were no good, " hesaid. "I thought you were . . . Oh, you know, some kid of a spy. " "I know, " I said. "Well, Mister, " he said, "believe me, I was wrong. " He pounded somemore. I tried to look as if I liked it or, anyway, as if I could putup with it. "You're O. K. , Mister, " he said. "You're O. K. " Some day, I told myself, I was going to get Huey all to myself, awayin a dark alley somewhere. There didn't seem to be much chance ofkeeping the promise, but I made it to myself anyway, and moved away. The meeting had set the attack for three days ahead, which was a moralvictory for Hollerith; the men were all for making it in the next fiveminutes. But he said he needed time--it's a good thing, I toldmyself, that he didn't say what he needed it for. Because in a fewhours, right after sunrise the next morning, training started andHollerith had his hands full of trouble. The new men didn't see the sense in it. "Hell, " one of themcomplained, "all we got to do is go up and toss a bomb into the place. We don't like all this fooling around first. " The "fooling around" involved jungle training--how to walk quietly, how to avoid getting slashed by a vine, and so forth. It also involvedforming two separate attack groups for Hollerith's plans. That meantdrilling the groups to move separately, and drilling each group tostay together. And there were other details: how to fire a heater from the third rankwithout incinerating a comrade in the front rank; signal-spotting, incase of emergency and sudden changes of plan; the use of dynamite, itscare and feeding; picking targets--and so forth and so forth. Hollerith's three days seemed pretty short when you thought about whatthey had to cover. But the new men didn't like it. They wanted action. "That's what wesigned on for, " they said. "Not all this drill. Hell, we ain't anarmy--we're guerrillas. " The older hands, and the more sensible members of the band, triedtheir best to talk the new men into line. Some of the officers triedordering them into line. But the talk was ignored. And as for the officers--well, the oldUnited States Civil War tried a democratic army for a while, on bothsides. Unfortunately, electing your officers is not an efficient wayto run things. The most popular man makes the best officer about asoften as the most popular man makes the best criminal-law judge. Orengineer, for that matter. War's not a democratic business. This one, however, seemed to be. Mass election of officers was one ofthe rules, along with the voting on staff decisions. The new menout-numbered the older hands. New officers were elected--and thatstopped the orders. Hollerith was about two-thirds of the way out of his mind when thethree days were up and the attack time came around. When night fell, the atmosphere around the cave was as tense as it could get withoutturning into actual lightning. It was a warm, still night; the singlemoon was quarter-full but it shed a lot more light than Earth's moon;we blacked ourselves and Hollerith went over the plans. We were stilldivided into two groups--ragged groups, but groups. The first wave wasto come around on the depot from the left, attacking in full forcewith all armaments and some of that dynamite. When things were gettingtoward a peak in that direction, the second force was to come in fromthe right and set off its own fireworks. Result (Hollerith hoped):demolition, confusion, catastrophe. It was a good plan. Hollerith obviously wasn't sure of his own menany more--and neither would I have been, in his spot. But he had theadvantage of surprise and superior arms; he was clearly hoping thatwould overbalance the lack of discipline, training and order in hisforce. Besides, there was nothing else he could do; he was outvoted, all the way down the line. * * * * * I set out, with hardly a qualm, along with the second attack group. Wewere under the command of a shy, tall man with spectacles who didn'tlook like much, he'd been a trapper before the war, though, and wasone of the original guerrillas, for a wonder, and that meant he wasprobably a hell of a lot tougher and more knowledgeable than heseemed. Setting traps for Wohlen's animals, for instance, wasemphatically not a job for the puny or the frightened. The first groupwas under Huey's command. Hollerith stayed with a small group of his own as a "reserve";actually, he wanted to oversee the battle, and the men were perfectlywilling to let him, having gotten one idea into their democraticheads: Hollerith was too valuable a man for the guerrillas to lose. But I wasn't, of course. I'd done my bit; I'd gotten the volunteers. Now I could go and die for glory like the rest of them. * * * * * The trouble was, I couldn't see any way out. I marched in the dimnesswith the rest, and we managed to make surprisingly little noise. Wohlen's animals were active and stirring, anyhow, and that helped. At last the depot showed up in the moonlight with the city somedistance behind it. There was a wire fence, and a sentry, immediatelyin view behind him were square blocky buildings in a clearing. Beyondthat there was another fence, then some more jungle, and then thecity. Fifty yards from the fence, in the last screen of trees, westopped and waited. The first group was off to the other side of the fence, and I couldn'tsee or hear them. The wait seemed to go on for hours; perhaps a minuteand a half passed. Then the first heater went off. The sentry whirled and fired without really thinking. There wasn't anyway for him to tell what he was shooting at. More heaters went offfrom the jungle, and then they started to come in. There was a lot ofnoise. The boys were yelling, swarming over the wire fence and through it, firing heaters wildly. There were lights in the buildings, now, and apicked group of men came out of one of them, swinging in single file;the heaters chopped them to pieces before they had much of a chance. Atower light went on and then the really big guns got going. The guerrillas started to get it, then. The big boys from thearmaments tower charred holes in their line, and the noise got worse;men were screaming and cursing and dying and the heaters were stillgoing off. I tore my eyes away and looked at the leader of our group. He was poised on the balls of his feet, leaning forward; he stayedthat way, his head nodding very slowly up and down, for a full second. Then he shouted and lifted an arm and we followed him, a screaming mobheading down into hell. The big guns were swiveled the other way and for a couple of secondswe had no trouble. Our boys weren't playing with heaters too much;instead, the dynamite started to fly. Light the fuse, pick it up, heave--and then stand back and watch. Fireworks. Excitement. Well, itwas what they wanted, wasn't it? There was an explosion as a small bundle landed inside the fence, in acourtyard. Then another one, the flashes lighting up faces and bodiesin motion. I found myself screaming with the rest of them. Then the big one went off. One of the dynamite bundles had hit the right spot. Ammunition wentoff with a dull boom that shook the ground, and the light was toobright to look into. I went flat and so did the others; I wonderedabout solid shells exploding and going wild, but there weren't any. The light faded, and then it began to grow again. I put my head up and saw flames. Then I got up and saw the othersrising, too. I turned tail for the jungle. Some of them followed me, along with some of the first group; order was lost entirely and wewere no more than pieces of a shrieking, delirious, victorious mob. Iheaded back for the base. Behind me the ammunition depot burned brightly. The raid was over. It had been an unqualified success, of course. The guerrillas had donethe best job of their careers. So far. * * * * * Hollerith was back to the cave before me. Put it down to a short-cut, or just more practice in the jungle. When I came in he lookedterrible, about a hundred and twelve years old and shrunken. But myappearance seemed to rouse him a little. He gestured and the others inthe cave--three or four of them--went out. One stood at the entrance. There was a silence. Hollerith grimaced at me. "You're working for theGovernment, " he said. It wasn't a question. I shook my head. "I--" "Keep it, " he said. "James Carson from Ancarta is a cover identity, that's all. I tell you, I _know_. " He didn't look ready to pull a heater. I waited a second. The silencegot louder. Then I said: "All right. How do you know?" The grimace again, twisted and half-humorous. "Why, because you got merecruits, " he said. "Because you got me armaments. Because you helpedme. " "Doesn't make sense, " I said. "Doesn't it?" He turned away from me for a second. When he turned backhe looked more like General Rawlinson Hollerith, and less like acorpse. "You got me fanatics, men who hated the Government. " "Well?" "They don't think straight, " he said. "There isn't room in their mindsfor any more than that hatred. And they're democratic, just like therest of us. They vote. " "You set that up, " I said. "I had nothing to do with it. " He nodded. "I know, " he said. "There are places where democracy justdoesn't work. Like an armed force. As long as most of the membersthink alike, you're all right. But when a new factor comes into thepicture--why, nobody knows what he's voting for. It becomes a matterof personal preference--which is no way to run a war. " "All right, " I said. "But I got you the men and their arms--" "Sure you did, " he said. "You got me everything I needed--to hangmyself with. " He raised a hand. "I'm not saying you worked against me. You didn't have to. " "I got you everything you wanted, " I said. "Sure, " he said. "Did you ever hear of jujitsu?" "I--" "You used my strength against me, " he said. "You got me what Iwanted--and did it in such a way that it would ruin me. " "But the attack was a success, " I said. He shook his head. "How many men are going to come back?" he said. "Fifty? Sixty? How many of them are going to get lost out there, return to the city, try to go up against New Didymus with a heater andnothing else? How many of them have had all the excitement they want?Those are going to head for home. A success--" He paused. I waited. "There was a general in Greece in the ancient days, " he said. "Ageneral named Pyrrhus. He won a battle once, and lost most of his mendoing it. 'For my part, ' he said, 'another victory like this and weare undone. ' That's the kind of success we had. " Hollerith had brains. "A Pyrrhic victory, " I said. "And you know all about it, " he said. "You planned it this way. " I shrugged. "By doing what you wanted done, " I said. He nodded, very slowly. "What now?" I said quietly. He acted, for a second, as if he didn't hear me. Then he spoke. "Now, "he said, "we go back. Democracy--it's a limited tool, like anythingelse. No tool is so good that it can be used in every case, on everyproblem. We were wrong. We'd better admit it and go back. " "But your men--" "The good ones know the truth now, " he said, "just as I do. The others . . . There's nothing else they can do, without me and without the rest of theforce. " I took a deep breath. It was all over. "And now, " he said suddenly, "I want you to tell me just who youare. " "I--" "Not James Carson, " he said. "And not from Ancarta. Not even fromWohlen. " "How do you know?" I said. "Nobody on this planet, " he said, "would do this job in just this way. I'm familiar enough with the top men to be sure of that. You're fromthe Comity. " "That's right, " I said. "But . . . Who are you? What force? What army?" "No army, " I said. "You might call me a teacher; my corps is made upof teachers. We give lessons--where lessons are needed. " "A teacher, " he said quietly. A long time passed. "Well, " he asked, "do I pass the course?" "You pass, " I told him. "You pass--with high marks, General. " * * * * * I was off-planet within twenty-four hours. Not that Santa Claus didn'twant me to stay longer, when I told him what had happened. Hell, hewanted to throw a banquet and sixteen speeches in my honor. I was aholy Idol all over again. I was superhuman. I was glad to get away. What makes them think a man's special, justbecause he uses his brain once in a while? THE END * * * * *